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Chuck Palahniuk's midwest houseboy, habitual line stepper, raconteur, the hand up Mona Lisa's skirt, whiskey dick, buzzfeed famous. #vegbro #vegmo #vegetarian

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So there was a guy with the same name as me kept using my email address to order things, I thought it was spam but it was actually legit, I tried everything to get him to stop, reached out to the companies he was ordering from, nothing. I found his number https://t.co/Cxb3qt0KI5

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.@mashaslamovich how does Masha not have a shirt that says “Masha, Masha, Masha” free idea!

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.@JohnCena Dr. Of Thuganomics

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.@RealBrittBaker

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Best #tweetup since 2010

[Chico @ChicoFC]

Happy to see @harold_smith tonight!

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@IAmMoniqueHeart IM RIGHT HERE

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@SheaCoulee I miss one Drag Con and you all drop the ball, wtf.

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Not the trouble in karendice during black history month #NXT

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She's amazing!! 🦁

@nikkita_wwe #WWENXT

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So @daya_betty417 ate a dragonfly that just died, so what season of Dragula are they going to be on? @bouletbrothers? #DragRace

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@LANDONCIDER Look I legit brainstormed!

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Landon is out here playing chess while we are playing checkers, at this point we should be crowd sourcing his show name, Landon’s Tracker Pull? Landon’s Landslide? Landon’s Kingdom?

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So Encanto has been out forever and @KameronMichaels hasn’t done a lipsync’d to surface pressure? What the hell.

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This tweet is for @JohnLeguizamo and @JohnLeguizamo alone and maybe @RuPaulsDragRace @RuPaul https://t.co/MWNKh17D0T

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I’m here for a bowl of that @JuneJambalaya please, rice on the side! #ruvealswag #rupaulsdragrace14 #rupaulsdragrace

[RuPaul's Drag Race @RuPaulsDragRace]

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So when are we getting @SashaBanksWWE x @halleberry huh @StephMcMahon? Because the Pretty Bull vs the Blueprint is MONEY.

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Just saw @djkhaled has a ghost restaurant here in chicago, the man doesn’t even eat 🙀 he can’t be trusted in a kitchen.

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@madball911 Love you too Vicki, appreciate you always

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@madball911 Yup. That big is going to be the best hug ever

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@madball911 Solid! Girl yes, we’ve known eachother for a whiiiile

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@madball911 Yessssss

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@madball911 I’m here for it