harps ✰

TAMU

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

get in the car it’s august

[jak @_94jak]

I am a slut for potatoes in every variation and that won’t ever change

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

People with high IQs tend to drink more alcohol

[Sok-It @javasok]

You get: 1 hour of extra sleep

You lose: the will to live after the sunsets at 4pm

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

i wouldnt wish college on my worst enemy im fighting demons rn

[.🔪 @shhhrrek]

the girls and i taking a deep dive into his psychology to discuss why he is the way he is

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

“i like your personality” oh fr which one ?

[J0SU3 @J0SUEBELL0]

You do not know true college kid struggle till you’re at the csl plasma

[Klayton Karl @KarlKlayton]

City of College Station really messing up a lot of stuff on Holleman and Harvey Mitchell. worst traffic in town and they decide to add another light and take another lane away. help us @bradenhanzelka

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

founder of costco: [drunk as hell] it’s gonna have hot dogs and optometrists

[Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺 @bradenhanzelka]

~If I was ever president~
Things that are punishable by death: •having a fitness social media account
•posting relationship tiktok reels on your Instagram
•using the term “western” or “punchy” if all you do is go sit at rodeos and watch your boyfriend lose money

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

Queen 👑

[harps ✰ @harpercarr1]

@kellyannestits @_dillon_00_ this you?? 😭

[harps ✰ @harpercarr1]

@harris21164129 @_dillon_00_ sho nuff does

[harps ✰ @harpercarr1]

@harris21164129 @_dillon_00_ LMAO jail