99% of my behaviour on Twitter is: Compose tweet. Ask self ‘What am I trying to prove? What is the point of this exercise? Who is this actually for? What are my highest hopes for this tweet? Why am I seeking external validation?’ Deletes tweet. Eats corn chips.
Omg. So last week my helmet was stolen from my venue and I carried on, without whinging, like a pro, then today my housemate FOUND ANOTHER HORSERIDING HELMET by a RUBBISH BIN. And it fits! @edfringe#shitkid
My one person play about chasing the Olympic dream is on all month at @Justthetonic as part of @edfringe. 12.10pm daily. First time back since 2010! Excuse the bruises, I do my own stunts on a stone floor. https://t.co/uD2pJPkCPH
My first tweet in nearly two years is for shameless self promotion. I'm doing a show for Fringe next week. It's called The Shit Kid, but I don't think it's shit (and I seduce Mark Todd). https://t.co/uixuRhMshr
@FlyAirNZ Hi guys, thanks to jetstar cancelling all their domestic flights, heaps of my wedding guests can't get to our wedding- any chance you will be releasing more flights from WGTN to Queenstown for next weekend? Second attempt at a covid-wedding here 😂