M&M Hawk Harrelson

OFFICIAL ANNOUNCER OF YOUUUUUUR M&M FANTASY BASEBALL LEAGUE.... YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOOOOOOOAAAAARD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!! MERCY!

[M&M Hawk Harrelson @harrelson_hawk]

@mmjonheyman1 @MMFantasy_ IF THERES ANYTHING I HATE MORE THAN YOU ITS A BIG FAT BABY BACK BITCH! AND I HATE THE CITY OF SEATTLE TOO

[M&M Hawk Harrelson @harrelson_hawk]

BACK WHEN ME N YAZ PLAYED YOU JUST DEALT WITH THE CARDS YOU WERE GIVEN. NOT CRY LIKE A LITTLE BITCH! FUCKIN MILLENIALS!

[M&M Hawk Harrelson @harrelson_hawk]

HEARD THERE WAS A LOT OF CRYING AND BITCHING ABOUT THIS. PUSSIES!

[M&M Baseball @MMFantasy_]

NEWS: After a meeting at M&M headquarters in Detroit, the @MmPerfectos and @SpidersCLEV have agreed to play an emergency Game 7 for the right to go to the World Series.

This is to correct a CBS error that kept a new tiebreaker rule from going in effect.

May the best team win.

[M&M Hawk Harrelson @harrelson_hawk]

GUESS WHOS GOT A FUCKIN SCOOP???? THIS GUY! YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

THE @MMWashSens HAVE TRADED PETE ALONSO TO THE @SpidersCLEV FOR TOP 50 PROSPECTS ZAC VEEN AND BRAYAN BELLO.

ONLY SCOOPS @mmjonheyman1 GETTING IS HIS 5TH HELPING OF COOKIE DOUGH! BITCH!!!! @MMFantasy_

[M&M Hawk Harrelson @harrelson_hawk]

@MmPerfectos @pilots_seattle @MMFantasy_ @BETMMFantasy @WhalesChicago @SpidersCLEV FUCK U

[M&M Hawk Harrelson @harrelson_hawk]

YOU KNOW WHO SUCKS? TIM ANDERSON! MERCY!!

[M&M Hawk Harrelson @harrelson_hawk]

I JUST STARTED A DAY/NIGHT DOUBLEHEADER WITH @mmjonheyman1’s EX WIFE!! YOU CAAAAAANNNN PUT IT ON THE BOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRDDD YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!

[M&M Baseball @MMFantasy_]

Reminder that today is part of a two-day game with yesterday’s stats, scored manually, so ignore the W/L change.

Some doubleheaders today around baseball.

[M&M Hawk Harrelson @harrelson_hawk]

THESE WUSSIES CANT PLAY IN A LITTLE RAIN? BACK IN 64 YAZ AND I PLAYED IN A HURRICANE, A SNOWSTORM AND A SNOWSTORM OR COCAINE ALL IN ONE SEASON.

[M&M Hawk Harrelson @harrelson_hawk]

@mmjonheyman1 OH TRUST ME IVE PLOWED THOSE FIELDS WHILE YOU WERE IN DIAPERS HEYMAN

[M&M Hawk Harrelson @harrelson_hawk]

ILL KICK YOU OFF INTO THE SUN

[M&M Hawk Harrelson @harrelson_hawk]

@MmPerfectos @MMAROD13 @mmjonheyman1 FOR PERFECTOS ALL YOU SEEM TO DO IS FUCK UP!

[M&M Hawk Harrelson @harrelson_hawk]

ONCE AGAIN I PISSED AWAY ANOTHER 20K ON A SLAP DICK PITCHER. PATRICK CORBIN BETTER BE DROPPED FASTER THAN THE RIDICULOUS PUBLIC INTOXICATION CHARGES I PICKED UP IN BOCA RATON IN 78.

[M&M Hawk Harrelson @harrelson_hawk]

@mmjonheyman1 @MMWashSens @bisons_baseball YOU SON OF A BITCH HEYMAN I HEAR YOU CLEAN YOUR TUCCUS WITH YOUR TONGUE LIKE A CAT BECAUSE OF THE SENSATION IT DELIVERS YOU SICK FREAK

[M&M Hawk Harrelson @harrelson_hawk]

THE @SpidersCLEV ARE 0-5? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MERCY!!!!!!

[M&M Hawk Harrelson @harrelson_hawk]

@MMWashSens @mmjonheyman1 @bisons_baseball ITS A LITTLE THING CALLED TWTW — THE WILL TO WIN

[M&M Hawk Harrelson @harrelson_hawk]

ITS. 5 OCLOCK SOMEWHERE RIGHT STONE PONY? @MilwaukeeBrave1

[M&M Hawk Harrelson @harrelson_hawk]

TJAT FOUR EYED FUCK JULIO URIAS COST ME 20 GRAND LAST NIGHT. WTF @MMWashSens TRADE HIS ASS

[M&M Hawk Harrelson @harrelson_hawk]

GOOD ONE, ITS ACTUALLY FUCKU22

[M&M Hawk Harrelson @harrelson_hawk]

@mmjonheyman1 BE SURE TO CHECK YOUR MAIL TODAY YOU ASS MUNCH I SENT YA SOMETHING SPECIAL AND IT RHYMES WITH ANTHRAX

[M&M Hawk Harrelson @harrelson_hawk]

I SEE THE DEFENDING CHUMPS IN CLEVELAND ARE 0-3. FUCKIN WEENIES!