living alone is so cool because i can go to the bar after work and then i can come home late and order taco bell and watch twilight at 1am and nobody can say shit
Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed.
I walked in on my 5yo son sitting alone on his bed eating grapes in the dark and i didn't even get a chance to say anything before he said “i don't have answers please”.