Jakey H

Passionate meme collector, nerd and argument winner via the memes i collect (Makes the Mrs mad) . I just make spelling mistakes 🥑 . TASH TIME

[wally b kleeposting @kleeposting]

In 7th grade we went skiing for a school trip and our bus had one of those. We voted for a movie to watch and the boys were torn between different action comedies while all girls uniformly voted for High School Musical.
That's when I realized that democracy doesn't work

[Swarthy Swabian @MuKuDk2]

I would have made very different life choices had someone informed me that piloting a cow ferry was a career option.

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿TheEnglandSocial🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @SocialEngland66]

Met police will swing batons at a kid going football but won’t touch the cosplay terrorists…

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

“Ahmed, where are the mines?”

“In the ocean”

“YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MARK THEM ON THE MAP”

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

Somebody Toucha My Spaghet (1939)

[big beeble 50000 @notbeeble]

>pointless war in the middle east
>economy is in shambles
>tiger woods is in the news on some bullshit

Welcome back late 2000s

[Drakeling Labs @DrakelingLabs]

Hey so... while @Battlefield has been firing all of their developers so they can blow all that money paying celebrities to shill their new update... we just added tanks to WW1 for @OpHarshDoorstop.

Retweet this post. I'll be giving out Steam keys randomly for the playtest.

[patagucci perf papi @kenwheeler]

dude even aliens landing would be like dude what the FUCK is that

[osama @0ba0sama]

because he literally is??? he jumped it didn’t he?? don’t be rude

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Activist: "We need to reduce meat consumption by 90%."
Farmer: "Then what do we eat?"
Activist: "More plants."
Farmer: "Grown where?"
Activist: "On the land you're using for cattle."
Farmer: "This is a 40-degree slope covered in rocks."
Activist: "Use technology."
Farmer: "To make tractors climb mountains?"
Activist: "Terracing."
Farmer: "At what cost? Economic and environmental?"
Activist: "It's worth it to save the planet."
Farmer: "From the grass growing here naturally that cattle eat?"
Activist: "From the emissions."
Farmer: "That were always part of this ecosystem."

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Matt Damon and Ben Affleck on Rogan taking about how Netflix has changed filmmaking.

“you re-iterate the plot 3-4x in the dialogue because people are on their phones.”

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Indeed, Idiocracy is happening much faster than expected

[Brown Brogue Broxi @GF6Loyal]

"I canny work cause I saw blue waffle"

Generational levels of claiming benifits here

[autist @litteralyme0]

Stranger Things fans seeing no episode 9 and realizing their theories were wrong and the Duffer brothers were just bad writers

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

Palestinians watching leftists change their flag with the Venezuelan one

[Yeah But Cyclists @but_cyclists]

POV: you're driving along a dual carriageway and a trained and licensed SUV owner decides to ruin your day.

[Tommy O’Dwyer @TommyOKid]

Well, the reason for the call today, John, is…something just came across my desk. John, it is perhaps the best thing I've seen in the last 6 months. The company is ‘Quality Learning Center’, a cutting edge children’s daycare center located in the heart of Minneapolis

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Nick Shirley deserves a Pulitzer Prize

[Lord Bebo @MyLordBebo]

🇺🇸 Bed size in the NAVY vs Air Force

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