Simon Harriyott

.NET developer.
Mentor.
Stand-up comedian (@simonharriyott).
Guitarist, bassist, accordionist, drummist, singist.
Speedcuber.
Plaque-spotter.
VWT2.
He/him.

[Simon Harriyott @harriyott]

I saw an excellent comedian last night. His name was Kev Larr. Very strong material.

[Simon Harriyott @harriyott]

Come and see my award-nominatingly good comedy hour on Saturday in Brighton!

https://t.co/7m1GkFogNK

[Simon Harriyott @harriyott]

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[Municipal Comedy @MunicipalComedy]

Not long now and not many tickets left! Grab your tickets asap for Stomping Ground Comedy! The line up includes MC @dooleys73 Alex Mason, @KateBarella Ben Carter and headliner @esther_manito

Tickets can be purchased through the link below;
https://t.co/pTsMSBYZrZ

[Simon Harriyott @harriyott]

The will of the people is that we have a general election. Pass it on.

[The Comedy Remedy Club @comedyremedyclu]

Uckfield next Wednesday with our TV headliner @rocknrolga!

Tickets: https://t.co/wH7SoD0WAD

[David Cameron @David_Cameron]

Britain faces a simple and inescapable choice - stability and strong Government with me, or chaos with Ed Miliband: https://t.co/fmhcfTunbm

[Simon Harriyott @harriyott]

This is a fascinating thread. We will never win by logic and reasoning.

[AintMissBehavin' @BehavinAint]

A lot of people seem to be really struggling to grasp exactly what the Tories have become.

It's no mystery to me- I've seen them up close, at work and play, and I think you guys need to understand what we're dealing with.

A thread 👇

[Helena Horton @horton_official]

Do you buy cathedral city cheese? Then give this a read. Just dropped from the environment agency. #riverpollution

[Municipal Comedy @MunicipalComedy]

UCKFIELD!!! @comedyremedyclu is back at the Station Pub on Wednesday. Grab your tickets now!!! https://t.co/MglitWYBB6 

Our headliner this month is the brilliant @jenivescomedian plus @am_petrovic Shannon Sumthing, Dawn Williams, Daniel Daly, Timothy Woodbridge and Ben Carter!

[Municipal Comedy @MunicipalComedy]

Grab your tickets now for the June Stomping Ground Comedy! Slight change in line up, our headliner is now the brilliant @DinnyNathan the line up also includes the very funny Annabel Edmonds, @scamwilliams & @karen_hobbs
Tickets; https://t.co/Un8SD69hb6

[Simon Harriyott @harriyott]

I'm less interested in whether the PM goes than how quickly the entire government goes. Dream situation is that PM narrowly wins and calls a general election, which the government loses by a landslide.

[Simon Harriyott @harriyott]

Stop selling our stuff. It's not yours to sell. It's ours, and we've paid for it. And definitely don't sell it to your mates and let them charge us extra to use it.

[Simon Harriyott @harriyott]

This is me. You should have seen me yesterday when the nuthatch scared off the goldfinch!

[Municipal Comedy @MunicipalComedy]

The next @comedyremedyclu gig coming up is in Uckfield on 16 March 2022! The line up includes @Jonny_meese @victoriamelody @aimeecooperform Paul Griffiths Matt Roseblade & headliner Fiona Ridgewell!!! https://t.co/cGiFiRwBre

[Simon Harriyott @harriyott]

Dooley in action

[Simon Harriyott @harriyott]

@dooleys73 You must be very proud

[Simon Harriyott @harriyott]

@KristianeSherry That is the best typo/autocorrect I've seen in ages.

[Simon Harriyott @harriyott]

@erinkburrell @DrAshleyMorgan1 @BeGraceFul_319 @Capt_Caffiend @LizWFab @mejpearson @DrBrainNerd @RGibsongirl @bairdlet @jjenna @ThesociologistS @DeityShe @MrAlexLester It is indeed a win, and I am the winner!