hannah rose

electric cars, francophilia, pizza

[hannah rose @harrrmatz]

I don't always tweet but when I do I tweet esoteric 70s rock lyrics that remind me of some accountant that only liked me for my lips

[hannah rose @harrrmatz]

the cool room, lord is a fool's room
and I can almost smell your T.B. sheets

[hannah rose @harrrmatz]

and there is grace within forgiveness but it's so hard for me to find

[hannah rose @harrrmatz]

also don't fuck w self-loathing accountants or whole milk or japanese subcompacts

[hannah rose @harrrmatz]

i need to take every day i'm not sick and cherish it and worship it like the lil baby jeezus

[hannah rose @harrrmatz]

if I've learned anything over the past 2 years it's don't fuck w virgo men and don't eat Indian food twice in 1 day

[hannah rose @harrrmatz]

When I sit on the floor on an airport and I'm not flying transatlantic or transpacific am I somehow failing myself? Probably.

[hannah rose @harrrmatz]

and when the ocean rises above the ground baby I'll drown in california

[chuuch @ch000ch]

soup really pisses me off so i boiled all these soup ingredients in water to destroy them ah crap

[hannah rose @harrrmatz]

If you post your GPA publicly you have no business pretending to be cool or likable anymore

[hannah rose @harrrmatz]

dream of californication

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

*gets hit by a car*
*dies*
*comes back as ghost*
*goes to driver’s house*
*floats into bedroom*
Who the fuck drives a Kia anyway

[hannah rose @harrrmatz]

Yup at this point it has to be aliens. Thanks for the tunes and 'tude, Prince.

[hannah rose @harrrmatz]

why would you punch a wall when you could just throw your dildo through a window idk

[hannah rose @harrrmatz]

new butt touching goals aw yeaahhhh #iamtinabelcher

[hannah rose @harrrmatz]

Airports are the most perfect example of collective human suffering

[hannah rose @harrrmatz]

when the only logical response is "go fuck yourself with a knife" you know it's been a great time

[wint @dril]

the $100000 pyramid is actually fairly fucking cheap for a pyramid

[hannah rose @harrrmatz]

bullshit meter level: just ate a dry bagel bc panera forgot my fucking cream cheese

[hannah rose @harrrmatz]

when u eat too much veggie tikka masala and death seems like a great option at this point