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@ImperiumFirst didn't Nick say Karmelo had aura and that the Metcalf boy was a cringe Karen who fucked around and found out?

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@IanCutress 30 cycles

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@Partisangirl > world's most iconic buildings

> have to specify "Israel" after the city because no one's ever heard of the city

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@j77cole @martianwyrdlord DDOUS you say?

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@markfrancisio @GergelyOrosz don't do this

if you really want to AI to help you improve you can ask it for critique on old sent messages and apply the lessons to future work

but then AI writing kind of sucks so maybe it's not even good for that

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@cmuratori upon being told the nature of the surprise I slit both parents throats, secure in the knowledge I was doing them a favor

let's just say that after tomorrow the living will envy the dead

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the trolling jokemaster troupe known as "the Groypers" draws a line to say some jokes are OFF LIMITS

for example King Nick's predilection for glazing violent psychopaths is never an appropriate topic for jokemakery

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@ImperiumFirst didn't Nick say Karmelo had aura and that the Metcalf boy was a cringe Karen who fucked around and found out?

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@ImperiumFirst didn't Nick say Karmelo had aura and that the Metcalf boy was a cringe Karen who fucked around and found out?

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@BigDickBarclay @Tubi every ad you watch is an attack on your sanity and mental sovereignty

there are no exceptions: the most susceptible are those who think they're too smart to be affected

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@niggacuntfuck @alwaysadblock uh probably the same people that would be if he were on the clock - his health insurer

general liability, health insurance and disability insurance are all very different things and only the first is applicable to this discussion

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@Upstatebigmouth @alwaysadblock exactly

for the low low price of $650, if a six-pound leafy branch somehow destroys his house he'll get a new house

what an amazing bargain

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@Birniche @durpissimus @alwaysadblock you can tell which side is right here, by that fact that one consists of people who don't know how insurance or liability works, nor who sues whom for what

general liability, workman's comp, and disability are very different kinds of insurance and only the first is relevant here

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@RepThomasMassie good job

there's no wide shot of the audience -- is there anyone else in the room there? Are you speaking to empty seats?

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@ArmchairW thought this was a Duke Nukem screenshot

next time make sure it is

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@pr0fiteer @alwaysadblock insurance
regulatory compliance
marketing
overhead
profit for rent-seeking owner who capitalized all the above

per OP it's a $750 job, employee gets $100. That's $650 worth of pork that could be better allocated to a homeowner and employee doing actual work.

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@Birniche @durpissimus @alwaysadblock working without liability insurance means he'll be paying for damages so actually gambling with his own money

"insurance and regulatory gridlock were real breakthroughs for productivity"

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@PossumDeMenthe @alwaysadblock yes this is called the "what if one branch is an ATOM BOMB?" scenario

a lot of people here live in matrix vats and have never interacted with a tree

8-foot end weighs about six pounds and is covered in leafy shoots that act like shock absorbing springs

just take the risk

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@alwaysadblock @Birniche @durpissimus to this guy's followers - is this what you signed up for? When you're tired of doing charity work, throw a follow to a real boss

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@alwaysadblock @Birniche @durpissimus you're summoning random bogeymen ("but what if he robs a bank on his way over?!") - why is that? Rhetorical question! It's because you lost 8 posts ago!

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@alwaysadblock @Birniche @durpissimus What you describe is called "disability insurance," already addressed, no one has it

And "illegal" is just a spook: OP is explicitly trying to hire an employed arborist bc it's a "$750 job" taking ~2h for which employee would get $100. OP can triple his pay and still save 50%.

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@alwaysadblock @Birniche @durpissimus Health insurance doesn't void when you climb a tree.

And disability insurance is out of scope because your average legit arborist doesn't have it either (because it's too expensive, due to the line of work)