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“They don’t exist” B.D.P. CC '20 Instagram: @harr747

[Liam Cullagh @LiamCullagh]

Just found out Hellen Keller lived in Wrentham. Anyone else not know that? I feel like they dropped the ball in high school not hammering the fact that Hellen Keller lived in town. Theres not even one school in the area named after her. Who is shadow banning Hellen and why?

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

God is looking down on humans right now thinking, “Damn. Maybe I should try dinosaurs again?”

[Friday Beers @Friday_Beers]

Dooley’s having a what?

[Joey @JoeyMulinaro]

Gonna have to get into Christian Bale weight loss mode cuz pool season snuck up on us quick

[Matthew Cappucci @MatthewCappucci]

Hey @Twitter, help a fellow Capooch out.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Phenomenal graphic here. The media fear porn on coronavirus has been completely unsupported by actual data.

[No Cap Toad @harry_fallon]

Mayor Jacob Frey: Justice for George Floyd - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/bnelIYdNGi via @Change

[Cons @CaptainCons]

No more reposting birthday posts on insta story 🤞🏻

[No Cap Toad @harry_fallon]

@TonyLevada @ErnestVacca Idk I’m no financial advisor but Penn National / Barstool have been staying increasingly relevant this entire quarantine #DaddyGang

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@ErnestVacca @TonyLevada Apparently Spotify

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@Matt_Cappucci @j_mataia As long as one of those lawn chairs can knock over a cinderblock...I would say it’s worth it my friend

[No Cap Toad @harry_fallon]

@realDonaldTrump Haha welcome to the conversation Donny. Why don’t you do something about it then

[Michael Christmas @MickeyChristmas]

Password must contain 6-12 characters - letters only *no numbers, exclamation (,!$2@3&) etc.*

[No Cap Toad @harry_fallon]

@Matt_Cappucci @MattLemay19 Idk man that ball must’ve been moving. Lotta force to make that chair knock over a cinderblock. Maybe the chair was juice’n 🤷🏼‍♂️

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@Matt_Cappucci @MattLemay19 Honestly I can’t believe I watched this whole video I feel stupid

[Joey @JoeyMulinaro]

Damn. Tough. Vader’s tie seems to be most bang for buck but the Death Star is great too. I’d just want to bring down the AT-AT.

Gimme Vader’s tie fighter in a close one

[No Cap Toad @harry_fallon]

@MickeyChristmas Horrible movie

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Thank god for @ESPNU making Memorial Day feel normal today