Harry

As daft as a brush; as smart as a feather duster

[Harry @harrygriffiths1]

@gamray His impassioned, call-to-arms peptalk at the end was just as good. “Take a viagra, stick it up ‘em and, after that, we might even reach a semi”

[Harry @harrygriffiths1]

@DanBarberTF @D_C_W @FootballCliches @CDEccleshare A true footballing-GOAT of nominative determinism right there

[Harry @harrygriffiths1]

@LowerTiers And that’s only Paul Cook’s second stint at Chesterfield - had 2 and a half years circa 2012-15.

[Harry @harrygriffiths1]

@IngoodNick17 Never as good as Rak-Sakyi, for me - whichever way I slice it. Not Brookes’ fault, but will always resent the decision to sub him on instead of Jes in that play-off final.

[Harry @harrygriffiths1]

@sambingham2708 @SportsPeteO What’s this in reference to, Grigg being told he can leave or just generally-speaking?

[Harry @harrygriffiths1]

@kevinhatchard Of course not. But didn’t we also have a Nations League since then?

[Harry @harrygriffiths1]

@FootballCliches The only take, of which is unequivocally true - not hot - is that he shouldn’t have been on the pitch long enough to score that hat-trick. “If his name was Lee Massey” etc…

[Harry @harrygriffiths1]

@Shuttsapalooza Your fridge-plastering has me trawling various canyons of my mind left unvisited for yonks. Campo, Dickov, J-FH & Yorke. #Veterans

[Harry @harrygriffiths1]

@FootballCliches Pep was onto something back in 2022.

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@tommyuto The Full Monty booked for the half-time show

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@SpireiteGazette To be fair to the Storyteller, a fire sale of the family silver - Clucas, Darikwa, Roberts etc., on the eve of the season - didn’t help

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@shitbritishpics Dermot Gallagher embossed in his knee

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@c8nnorr Are we watching the same video? He hit that with finesse comparable to a forty-yard Ollie Norwood pinger!

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@RetroPunishment @fistedaway This credo plucked straight from the GAD🕶️ playbook. @_andrewkerr_ #Sensei

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@Mathew_scfc @HaydenBrowne5 It’s got @DMAC102 written all over it

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@Danny_McMoomins Unequivocally, an all-timer. Scholes ordering the burger is spot on too!

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@CallumBradke @kevinhatchard With the current, attack-minded crop at Real Madrid, I’d genuinely throw his name in the ring for the job!

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@kevinhatchard Next Citeh manager - over Maresca, for me - everyday & twice on a Sonntag

[Harry @harrygriffiths1]

@saundzo I prefer Michael Owen’s take: “It’s easier to defend/spoil than create. If you asked me to build a house, I wouldn’t be able to do it; give me a few weeks, I’d be able to knock it down.”