Harry 'Salad' Martin

premier league repor

[Sok-It @javasok]

No more emails. If you need to reach me you need to bring me a coffee and lure me to you, like bringing a duck bread at the pond

[ste @chai_ste]

interviewing people on ket outside the palace at 3am should be a regular feature on the news

[Louis Staples @LouisStaples]

my dog scrolling through all the pics on my camera roll

[Mayim Bialik @missmayim]

Does anyone else ever experience this? 🧠 💥 #introvert #sensoryoverload #bialikbreakdown

[Lionesses @Lionesses]

WE ARE EUROPEAN CHAMPIONS! 🤩🏆

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

Imagine doing your shift in Sainsbury's and one of Rishi's advisors comes over to see you if they can borrow your car. "One of the managers says you have a normal car, like a Kia or something? Like some sort of loser car?"

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

how all youtube ads sound to me

[Philipp Kostelecky (@PhilComedy on IG) @CheeseCakePCK]

My favourite kid I ever taught when I was a swim teacher was this little 4-year-old Italian boy. One time he sneezed and nobody said anything so he just went “what? No bless yous for Giacomo?”

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

🍽 Chip Inn Fish Bar

🐟 Home to the finest catches, on the other side of Holloway Rd.

🧤 Isn't that right, @AaronRamsdale98?

#ArsenalSupportingSupporters

[Harry 'Salad' Martin @harrym93]

@HarrietDunlea Yes we had to!

[Emily Atack @EmAtack]

It’s not a date. Happy Valentine’s Day everyone 😍

[Adam Boultwood @adamboultwood]

I studied the greatest YouTube football thumbnails ever.

Here's what I learned.

A very serious and important thread:

[Harry 'Salad' Martin @harrym93]

Wordle 210 3/6

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[Lauryn Ipsum @LaurynIpsum]

I fucking live for unhinged Victorian Christmas cards. Some years I just share the terror with friends, and others I choose to spread the chaos. This year I pick the latter.

Let’s start with the truly inexplicable.

Frog + beetle waltz
Sky jellyfish
Mutant beet-man
GOAT
🧵

[Chris Kamara @chris_kammy]

No,your right 🙈I saw them going in but I thought it was just a meeting 😂🤣

[Ione Wells @ionewells]

“They’re asking us to define a cautious snog”

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

#AccidentalPartridge https://t.co/dZVs4i3jYm