Kayleigh

gopher it

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

i’m just gonna say it: some of yall aren’t qualified for self checkout. if you don’t have an internal sense of urgency and fine motor skills, leave it to the professionals cause the rest of us are trying to keep it pushin

[R @shibadad8]

If the Democratic Party was anything close to Zohran, we would be in for generational change in this country.

[MJ @morganisawizard]

never kill yourself

[maybe: clare @clur19]

the pope is from WHERE?

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

until the day i die i will never understand how this wasn’t the end of it

[Christine Pelosi @sfpelosi]

Listen up babe, new playlist just dropped

[Kayleigh @harryogert]

@gbosslet @AnthemBCBS My office had to get a letter NOTARIZED in order to make a provider account on a BCBS site.

[Discuss Avatar @DiscussAvatar]

Tomorrow we invade the Fire Nation.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

starting a cleaning service for people with ADHD. I won’t be doing any of the actual cleaning, I’ll just be calling you at random times to tell you I’m on my way to your house and I’ll be there in about 45 minutes

[trish @ultragloss]

congrats harry from mamma mia

[Variant (Top .5% Online Risk Player) @ClawMachine12]

Let’s fucking go Punxsutawney Phil edits

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

idrgaf if a movie is “good” or “bad” when i’m seeing in in theaters. if there’s a big ass bucket of popcorn in my hands, i am having the time of my life no matter what

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey sorry for being so anxious earlier i had no idea everything would be fine

[dara faye @darafaye]

Here’s to hoping the drag queens leave our children alone in 2024.

[Kar @karlogan_]

Today, men are gonna understand taking precautions against every man they don’t know but tomorrow they’re gonna be confused why women take precautions against every man they don’t know lol

[it's K.✨ @kaisymwoo]

Rent free

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

This fucking killed me omg

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

I have never in my life read a haiku and not counted out the syllables just to double check it’s actually a haiku. not sure where this haiku suspicion of mine comes from… perhaps childhood

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

When people are like “bugs are more scared of you then you are of them!” Umm did you ask the bug that??? You literally have no idea what he thinks of me.