Potter, Harry Potter

Just me. Just saved the world. Just flying through.

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@severus_snape Wouldn't want to keep a Legilimens of your calibre bored with all that regular 'pleasure' from seeing my 'figments' in action

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Two cheers for every T, E, and R in this trending hashtag. #OncePotterheadAlwaysPotterhead

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@severus_snape Oh, only about rabid, roaming, catastrophically-pareidolic, rocky rodents from Mars. And about me winning. Do keep up!

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@severus_snape Ha. You're just a bit bitey because I won this round. Admit it. - Harry "let's take the 'ter' out, saves space" Pot

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@severus_snape Course I do. And you just quoted them.

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@severus_snape I can assure you, Wormtail isn't putting anything 4-lettered into my quote-worthy bits.

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I found Wormtail! http://t.co/v4atPlyk8k

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Arthur's Flying Ford Anglia has been equipped with internet access. It does a Woollongong Shimmy every time @marscuriosity tweets. Wroom!

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@severus_snape In case you were bragging about storage space: it's not the hard drive size that matters, it's how you use it.

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@severus_snape Yeah, I use Engorgio; and you should too! But don't forget to unzip first. Or unrar. Don't you mix your tech with magic?

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@severus_snape It's compressed. Just unRar while casting the Engorgement charm. Shrinking spells do wonders for compression rates!

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@severus_snape Really? Mine's FOSS-licensed into public domain... funny, no one's ever reported any bugs.

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Eyeing Project Voldemort with caution. http://project-voldemort.com/

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http://tinyurl.com/d4h26r - Giving out 'Troll' marks at Ratemyprofessors.com

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@severus_snape Right, just like your regular lectures. I'll just make a simple.wikipedia page for them and hope someone'll fill in the rest

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wondering why dreamwidth.org has Arithmantic Imperius Sigil aka magical swirly pink spiral'o'doom as a favicon. Conspiracy! But a shiny one!

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Remodeling an old broom to catch WizWiFi should not be this hard. Someone, post an Instructable already.

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Googling myself.

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OK, tried it and confirmed. Definitely impossible. Must've been photoshopped. Pity. Ow, my neck.

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Not surfing 4chan boards. Anymore. Or ever! Honest! ... especially not that one with this... thing. Ha, that's physically impossible anyway!