Severus Snape

'Probably' the bravest man you ever knew, Potter? Try 'Definitely, absolutely.' That's the thanks I get? The second child's second name? Colour me underwhelmed.

[Severus Snape @severus_snape]

@harrypot What makes you think I derive pleasure - regular or irregular - from seeing your figments? What makes you think I see them at all?

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@harrypot I'll wait for the #OnceSnapeheadAlwaysSnapehead tag TYVM.

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@harrypot Ahh. So, all figments of that catastrophically-hypertrophic Gryffindor imagination. Business - and pleasure - as usual, I see.

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@harrypot Take the 'ter' out? What are you rabbiting - or is that '-rabyte'-ing - on about now?

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@harrypot Pity they're only 4 bits long. - Severus "putting the terror and the bite into terabyte" Snape

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@harrypot *eyebrow* ...You _have_ 'quote-worthy bits'?

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@harrypot From your latest twitticism, I can only conclude that Wormtail puts the 'idol' into your pare'idol'ia. http://t.co/81C3Ur7kyZ

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@harrypot Spoken like a speccy brat who can't get his paws on 10 Tb SSDs. That puts the stick into stick drive and the hard into hard drive.

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@harrypot Astonishing though the idea doubtless is to you, I assure you some wizards - such as I - don't need to use Engorgement charms.

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@harrypot You just confessed (of your own free will!) to using Engorgio on yourself! I'd say something withering but I'm spoiled for choice.

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@harrypot Really? That's quite an achievement. I didn't know you could FOSS-license a 0 byte file. At least the size would keep it bug-free.

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http://project-voldemort.com/ "Voldemort combines in memory caching with the storage system" HA! _MY_ memory permission's always been 700.

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Probably won't DoS ratemyprofessors.com after all. More than mildly surprised at the low proportion of net.Howlers.

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@harrypot What, normal wikipedia's too complicated for you? Now there's a shock.

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Reading ratemyprofessors.com and deciding whether it deserves a bloody good DoS

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I don't post Instructables. I post Inscrutables.

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Congratulating myself on hacking harrypot's webcam. At last my patience is rewarded! Who knew the brat was quite that fit? Or that flexible.

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Posting extremely candid photos of the Giant Squid to 4chan. The Slytherins learn more from their under-lake windows than from most classes.

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Red Hat - Linux for Slytherins, because we're smart enough not to be _seen_ in Black Hats.

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@harrypot If you don't know how to crack, you can't be trusted to use. True or false?