Harry Ramble

in the land of last things 🧸

[Harry Ramble @HarryRamble]

Life Philosophies By Decade:
30s: Live fast, die young
40s: Get rich or die tryin'
50s: Ok, still here
60s: Please kill me

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

@WhiteHouse this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.

[Harry Ramble @HarryRamble]

can’t tell you how many fist fights I lost in grade school because I was always giving people that Captain Kirk karate chop to the neck and no one ever was knocked out, they just punched me in the face

[crunchyrugger @crunchyrugger]

So the people I’m supposed to worry about starting a Civil War can’t get home from a rally.

[Dan Polish Last Name @danjan13]

Lunch! Let's see what mom packed. Hope it's not just a note that says I'm a punk ass buster. Ok it is that note again tomorrow is a new day.

[brandAn is good @LeBearGirdle]

[Dentist waiting room]

Me: [chanting] teeth, teeth-

Other patients: teeth, TEETH

Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] TEETH, TEETH, TEETH!

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Call me crazy but I want a society where everyone from the artist to the janitor is paid a living wage, where careers and creative hobbies aren’t being stolen by machines, where books and music and learning are celebrated instead of demeaned.

[Harry Ramble @HarryRamble]

this is a time capsule sealed and placed here in 1999, imagine the wonder the people of 2029 will experience when they open it and discover an AOL sign-up disc, a copy of Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets, a Motorola phone pager, a pair of “headphones” and a Limp Bizkit CD

[Harry Ramble @HarryRamble]

people don’t talk enough about how they meet someone and then they’re like omg we’re gonna have sex, and they randomly choose one side of the bed and that becomes THEIR SIDE OF THE BED for 40 years

[Harry Ramble @HarryRamble]

@DonaldJTrumpJr weird

[Harry Ramble @HarryRamble]

as someone who grew up on Hanna Barbera cartoons in the 60s, it’s amazing to me that you can still buy Flintstones vitamins; it’s like if you could still buy Magilla Gorilla protein supplements

[Clara @colormeloverly]

I need more and more people to come to the conclusion that artificial intelligence is by necessity an exploitative project. It does not create, it only takes. It does not innovate, it only imitates - and poorly, at that.

[actual asbestos victim @vntg_nepo_baby]

putting more thought into what bar i should go to before a date than i did deciding on what college i should go to

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Queen of the night.
It blooms only one night a year.

[CLASH @ClashMagazine]

Love this. @clairerousay shares touching new song 'it could be anything' - she's breaking open mainstream tropes, embracing pop while simultaneously undermining it.

https://t.co/Bw1Qm7L1La

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

Oh you don't like police? What if you were on fire and had nobody there to point a gun at you

[Naomi Rohatyn @omibaloney]

Maybe AI taking over everything is good because eventually the entire internet will just be infinite robots trying to sell things to each other and we’ll all have to log off and go squinting into the sunlight for something else to do

[Steven Hyden @Steven_Hyden]

All-time rock on TV moment 38 years ago.

[Harry Ramble @HarryRamble]

AI [harvesting all my Twitter data to become even more sensationally smarter]

jesus, this guy uses the word lachrymose a lot

[Audrey Kaufman @KaufmanAudrey]

At some point, what’s the difference between a “government worker” and just a guy digging a hole on the side of the freeway? I have a right to be here. I have a right to dig