Harry Woodgate

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

If you didn't tear up watching this scene then there's something wrong with you https://t.co/fNw77dka9Q

[Bryan Cranston @BryanCranston]

In case you missed it. It appears that Walter White may not be dead after all. Hmmm, interesting. https://t.co/OsdnHNht3q

[Jackjonestv @jackjonestv]

Doing a following spree, just retweet this 😎

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

With the electricity we are using to keep Meredith alive we could power a small fan for 2 days. You tell me what's unethical.

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

Dunder-Mifflin Paper slash sex predator hotline, this is Dwight Schrute.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

For every tweet/retweet using #BellLetsTalk, Bell will donate 5¢ to Canadian mental health initiatives.

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade." False. Lemonade also requires sugar and water.

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

So some guy walked across Niagara Falls on a cable, wearing a harness? BFD, give me a harness and I'll run across it in my bear suit.

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

[sings] Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television, North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe, Ryan started the fire!

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

Dunder-Mifflin Paper slash sex predator hotline, this is Dwight Schrute.

[Harry Woodgate @harryspeedrat]

@amberchild yeah, when does it start back up in the new year? X

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

#ILikeYouBecause False. I do not like you.

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

I am fast. To give you a reference point, I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose. And a panther.

[Harry Woodgate @harryspeedrat]

Weird creature finds ring. Frodo takes forever to destroy it #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

[John Woodgate @jdWoodface]

Boat hits iceberg. Girl screws boy out of floating bit of wood...
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

I have no vampire experience but I've hunted werewolves. I shot 1 once but by the time I got there it had turned back into my neighbors dog.

[DaveinTexas @DaveinTexas]

A French dude steals a loaf of bread and he never hears the end of it #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

Before I do anything I ask myself, "Would an idiot do that?" If the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.

[Tommy Willis @TommyMWillis]

My Adele meets David Brent Vine has just hit 25,000 loops. "Next stop, drunkeness" @Adele @rickygervais

https://t.co/m91MDtdi4E

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

I don't care which god or rule book makes you act like an asshole. If you act like an asshole, then people are allowed to call you one.