John Woodgate

#shouldvehadacoke

[John Woodgate @jdWoodface]

@fatboyclayton I don't have your mobile, but I'm afraid your girlfriend's nicked my lighter...

[John Woodgate @jdWoodface]

@NickGriffinBU Hahahahahaaaa!

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Bulls are often drugged, bled, their horns blunted & their neck tendons severed before the brave matador "fights" them. #BanBullfighting

[John Woodgate @jdWoodface]

@TheAleLady have you been to this guys shop? #onlyshopieverneed

[John Woodgate @jdWoodface]

My absolute hands down favourite right now

[John Woodgate @jdWoodface]

@fatboyclayton you total G. @standardnews can definitely fuck right off!

[John Woodgate @jdWoodface]

Brad Pitt has constant issues. Native American man cries inexplicably. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

[John Woodgate @jdWoodface]

90s Jen Anniston...❤️

[Gervais'a'holics @Gervaisaholics]

The Office's Ricky Gervais offers more details about upcoming David Brent album https://t.co/IxQeGkwow1

[The Office UK @TheOfficeBBC]

Adele vs David Brent. https://t.co/Pd5lJu5Z2K

[John Woodgate @jdWoodface]

@realDonaldTrump @ajodom60 @FoxNews Don, you have the IQ of an inbred mosquito...

[John Woodgate @jdWoodface]

It's not a bloody problem being decent human beings... https://t.co/0XcRNGiKMS

[John Woodgate @jdWoodface]

@BrianFrankDutt1 @harryspeedrat
Harry! Grandad's on Twitter!

[John Woodgate @jdWoodface]

@BrianFrankDutt1 good to see you on Twitter Grandad! Tweet me back, it'll be fun to hear what you think of Twitter!

[John Woodgate @jdWoodface]

@bg38l @Nigel_Farage @DailyMailUK we need to adapt into a global community as much as possible. Nation states are administrative constructs

[Tommy Willis @TommyMWillis]

My Adele meets David Brent Vine has just hit 25,000 loops. "Next stop, drunkeness" @Adele @rickygervais

https://t.co/m91MDtdi4E

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

Before I do anything I ask myself, "Would an idiot do that?" If the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.