Harry Zuckerman

[Harry Zuckerman @harryzman]

@CBSBigBrother So stupid! Keep it moving. This mystery stuff is nonsense.

[Harry Zuckerman @harryzman]

My mental fucking hurts just watching that one celled organism try to put 3 coherent words together!! #BB23

[Harry Zuckerman @harryzman]

Go Nicole!! Pull the only power move of the year!! Do it!!! #teamnicole #BB21

[Harry Zuckerman @harryzman]

Fuck Holly!!! Send her packing this week and WatermelonHead next week!! Do it!!! #dieshowmance #BB21

[Harry Zuckerman @harryzman]

This year of BB should’ve renamed to: Big Brother 21: The Douchebag Edition! Seriously, is this the most unlikable group of brain dead assholes ever assembled on TV??? #BBbags #thereshouldbenowinner #BB21

[Harry Zuckerman @harryzman]

#BB21 is Mickey nuts? Other than Nicole and her inability to even execute the most basic of tasks right down to shoelace tying, Jess is the weakest, so why send her away? Between the average cast IQ of 31 and all the crying, I might be done with this show! #fuckthestupidBBcast

[Harry Zuckerman @harryzman]

I knew Cliff would win. Do you know why? His full name is CLIFF CHEN MOONVES!!! #BB21

[Harry Zuckerman @harryzman]

Nick and Bella jussi shit their pants #BB21

[Harry Zuckerman @harryzman]

For the first time in 21 seasons, I actually think that BB has gone above and beyond in collecting an extraordinary group of assholes led by the king Ashlie himself, Jack. Fuck him and his shaker cup #bb21 #jackneedsasmack

[Harry Zuckerman @harryzman]

Lolo is creating a hostile work environment and it’s making me uncomfortable #BBCeleb #loloisadouchebagfullofbitterness

[Harry Zuckerman @harryzman]

Tamar is a bummer. Just sayin’....#tamarthebummer #BBCeleb

[Harry Zuckerman @harryzman]

Douchey-C proposing to Bloody Mouth after 23 days and she’s good with it! They’re both fucking idiots that deserve each other! Though...I really hope that they get married on Rockstar’s daughters birthday!!! #BB20

[Harry Zuckerman @harryzman]

Is it me, or is Fessy still fucking confused? Maybe someone should explain to him that he’s on a show and no, he didn’t win, however, maybe, if he’s really good, he can have an ice cream cone!!! #BB20

[Harry Zuckerman @harryzman]

JC is a fucking troll in the purest sense of the word, and it has nothing to do with his stature. He doesn’t give a shit about he rules the rest of us live by in the real world. TOSS HIM OUT!!#JCSUCKS #BB20

[Harry Zuckerman @harryzman]

Is Fessy, that big dumb lummox, wearing Ooh Ahs, the best slides ever made??? If he is, he ain’t that dumb! #oohahs #bb20

[Harry Zuckerman @harryzman]

I just figured out why Fessy is so confused. He thinks he’s on The Price is Right and he’s waiting for the Showcase Showdown!! #bb20

[Harry Zuckerman @harryzman]

Someone ask Fessy if he knows what unanimous means!! He’ll drool, shit his pants and get a hair boner in that stupid lump of rogue hair on the top of his head!! #BB20 #Fessyisabummer

[Harry Zuckerman @harryzman]

I would say that Fessy is dumb as a stump, but that would be so insulting to stumps!! #BB20

[Harry Zuckerman @harryzman]

How incredibly dumb is Rockstar?? Plus, it always seems like a shock to her. Maybe she needs bigger eyes??? #BB20

[Harry Zuckerman @harryzman]

I still can’t believe that Bayleigh lost to Camel Toe!!! #bb20