Harshal karkhanis

In a parallel universe I would’ve been a tweleb😌

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Indian parents went from "Dont watch Netflix it will spoil your eyes" to "Attend 8 hours of daily online classes" pretty quick.

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How’s the (it’s such a beautiful,cozy, screw work kinda monsoon day so let’s sleep in and lie about water logging) *coughs* sick leave going y’all?

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People who get on travelators and start walking are the same people who order a diet coke with their large McDonald’s meal.

[hoes mad @Shinacantstfu]

JUST REALISED YOU HAVE TO DELETE IG TO DELETE YOUR THREADS I AM SO GLAD I DIDN’T DOWNLOAD IT

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Black coffee and cranberry juice is such an underrated combination.

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We don’t know it yet, but we need a dating up that matches you with people based on your zomato order history.

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“ Hey” with the intention of sipping our morning coffees together while checking for our boarding gates.

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Why does Arijit Singh always look like Arijit Singh’s fan who waited for 7 hours in a line, in heat and got kicked out of the concert just because he had a fake ticket?

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Break aisa lo ki chaar log bhi yaad na rakhe.

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Philosophy is just bed talk for loners.

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Adulting described in one line: “Iphone banne nikle the, uska box banke reh gaye.”

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Life was good when you could randomly get addicted to a song and walk down the road acting like the lead actor in it’s music video without having to worry about 15 different things before 9 am tomorrow.

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Navratri hangover so bad that the next thing we know gujjus gonna get Justin Bieber to lip sync Falguni pathak on his next india tour.

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Going back to your school is like going back to your ex because as much as you hated it you can’t stop thinking about the good days.

Or in some cases she’s actually still in class.

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Be the dal chawal of someone’s life.

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We all know that one guy who is popular for being unpopular.

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Why is camouflage not spelled as

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“You know what hurts more than a break up?” Yeah bro my back on a random Tuesday morning😭

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We all have that one “friends forever” group jisme ab sirf forever bacha hai.

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I say “idc”and start looking out of the window and listen to Arijit’s songs at 4 am.