HRSHVRDHN

[HRSHVRDHN @harshvardhan11]

I'm not saying u r stupid; you just have bad luck when it comes to thinking.......

[Shakti Shetty @Shakti_Shetty]

The more you read, the more you become aware that you're reading far less than you can.

[Shakti Shetty @Shakti_Shetty]

There's no such a thing as bad joke. Only wrong audience.

[Raja Babu @GaurangBhardwa1]

Chitrangda Singh appreciation tweet 😍

[Shakti Shetty @Shakti_Shetty]

Why isn't it called cancer-friendly zone?

[HRSHVRDHN @harshvardhan11]

@mavs_lokesh 🙏

[Shakti Shetty @Shakti_Shetty]

"You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic." - Dr. House

[Shakti Shetty @Shakti_Shetty]

“Please mat peeto mujhe.” - dhindora

[HRSHVRDHN @harshvardhan11]

@shreyaghoshal jalte hain jiske liye.... Meri aankhon ke diye....

[Shakti Shetty @Shakti_Shetty]

They'd rather stay standing for hours at a concert than stand up for a few seconds for the national anthem.

[CricShots @cric_shots]

#SakshiMalik ke gale me medal kitna "Sobha De" raha hai na !!! #HappyRakshaBandhan

[MJ @malaykj]

Dear music, 'm sic' without 'u'.

[Bharat Gothoskar - भर्गो @BharGo8]

Best advice for @DeShobhaa

[Abhinav A. Bindra OLY @Abhinav_Bindra]

@DeShobhaa that's a tad unfair. You should be proud of your athletes perusing human excellence against the whole world.

[Bobby @boobydeol]

Normal People : Bullshit
Feminists : Cowdung

[Shakti Shetty @Shakti_Shetty]

"I've gone without smoking for months..."

- smokers, when asked about quitting

[YumDude @yum_dude]

*women's magazine*

Page 14: You're beautiful the way you are!
Page 15: How to look young and lose fat fast
Page 16: Chocolate Cake Recipe

[Pakchikpak Raja Babu @HaramiParindey]

Photographer : Say cheese

South Delhi girl : Can I say Oats? I am dieting

And that is how pout was invented

[Shakti Shetty @Shakti_Shetty]

The problem with happiness is you get addicted to it.

[Shakti Shetty @Shakti_Shetty]

Weird none of the cars in India have a 'POWERED BY DOWRY' sticker on their back.

[Tera Kamina Dost !!! @teraKaminaDost]

*Apple CEO*

Then: Steve Jobs
Now: Tim Cook

What Next ?

Roger Eat
Mark Sleep
John do Whatever :D