Brandon Hartz

[Brandon Hartz @hartzb]

@DeFimagick @Wonderland_fi @0xDudeNice @daveshinskie

[Brandon Hartz @hartzb]

@brgridiron @PardonMyTake @cchantweet16 ppl don’t forget

[Deadass Dave Shinskie ( 🍸,🍸 ) @daveshinskie]

Ripping jamo shots at this tiny ass regional airport. @hartzb is about to be detained. Will kms if work gives me a hard time tomorrow

[Brandon Hartz @hartzb]

@Dudenice31 And not enough birdie juice in the system at 930AM

[Brandon Hartz @hartzb]

Flashback to 2019 MG opening hole when @Dudenice31 had a tin cup moment approaching the green

[Brandon Hartz @hartzb]

@Dudenice31 @FBI @daveshinskie @_snacks5 lot of good traction on this tweet DN31, well done

[Brandon Hartz @hartzb]

I just drafted my @ESPNFantasy Football team.

I accidentally drafted Singletary, but otherwise good year AGAIN.

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[Brandon Hartz @hartzb]

@Dudenice31 Will send DM, can’t publish this type of valuable information

[Brandon Hartz @hartzb]

https://t.co/d88Kg6WhwO. @Dudenice31 when limelight comes on, you drop a steamy fresh deuce and sip a fresh cup of coffee in hand and you’re ripping work @dunkindonuts @rushtheband

[Brandon Hartz @hartzb]

@mikeheifetz @dudenice12 Hahahah

[Brandon Hartz @hartzb]

@dudenice12 when he hits back to back to back 300+ yard drives down Broadway at the MG

[Brandon Hartz @hartzb]

@dudenice12 When me and @dudenice12 drink 16 transfusions and secure the member guest title belt

[Brandon Hartz @hartzb]

@dudenice13 @dudenice12 @nambla @PCAOB_auditor @Enterprise @AICPA @JennyCraig @weightwatchers Preach it P Chaos! And CC: @SlimFast @AtkinsDiet_ @Nutrisystem for any other diet regimens you may recommend to @dudenice12

[Brandon Hartz @hartzb]

When @dudenice12 parents open the pool@for the first time this season, and he takes his inaugural cannonball plunge . @daveshinskie @AdolfHannhausser

[Brandon Hartz @hartzb]

@dudenice12 @_snacks5 @bcinterruption Last time BC basketball was even remotely good, we had Reggie Jackson doing a Steve Levy hosted dunk contest after vanilla ice performed. What the fuck happened

[Brandon Hartz @hartzb]

@mikeheifetz @dudenice12 *good enough for 36 of the 39 month lease

[Brandon Hartz @hartzb]

@dudenice12 *in a blacked out state proceeds to go to the lost and found, wrap a women’s jacket around his waist and walked to the bus station, called big al from a pay phone and proceeded to wait for a change of clothes in the restroom for 45 mins

[Brandon Hartz @hartzb]

When @rossbarramen says we should go to Vegas for only 24 hours this time, to save money. And then proceeds to troll and say “you went to Vegas for 24 hours but I was there for 36”. Lost phone. Lost wallet. Kicked off the flight.