Кретин де Труба

ИЛИ, ЛВЭФ, INTP. Ravenclaw. фарфоровая кукла с манерами гопника и привычками гика-задрота. || не уверен ни в чём кроме грубого “мы в дерьме“.

[nuwi 🍰🎀 @furinuwi]

born to play videogames forced to get a "degree" so i can get a "job" 🙄🙄 whatever that means

[Gracee💕💜 @graceis_cute]

you're studying but realized you're just rewriting the slides instead of learning

[alexei @alexeixbt]

this guy literally explained the truth about the "ADHD superpower"

[goudou @gorecoredyke]

you’re very close to figuring out that many people who suffer from executive dysfunction are suicidal

[SketchyShoggoth🍉 @EldritchDio]

“I have the disorder that makes me avoid doing shit even the shit thats important to my health, my survival and even the things I’m passionate about and I can do nothing but live with it and everyone believes Im a lazy halfwit”

[Wonderkitty, Eldritch Anarchist 🏴‍☠️ @TehWonderkitty]

doing this ONCE:

ADHD brains respond positively to novelty, urgency, interest & STRUCTURALLY rejects consistency.

So yah, I set alarms. Four years ago. They still go off at the same time. My brain started ignoring them like 3w after setting them? B/c they were OLD news.

[APAJI @apaji_x]

1. It’s called object permanence dysfunction — and it’s one of the quietest ADHD patterns.

For the ADHD brain, things that are unread don’t fully exist as tasks yet.

The moment you open the message, it becomes an obligation with weight.

So the brain avoids opening it.

Not because you don’t care about the person.

Because you’re avoiding the cost of the obligation, not the person themselves.

[Miss P @missphavin]

One of the hardest things abt ADHD for me is realizing I’m inconsistent w literally *everything*, even ppl I love. I can care deeply, miss you, think abt texting you all day & still not do it and then have no real explanation for why. It causes me a lot of grief

[Книгиня 📚🧶 @nymphushka]

О, моя остановочка, как когда-то гиперопекаемой. Давайте расскажу, как это работает и ощущается на деле, а не в гипотетической ситуации.

У меня аутизм, и вот это «осознать проблему» нейроотличным не помогает. Мы прекрасно осознаем проблему, мы не ��наем, как с ней справляться ⤵️

[This is my Account :3 @tismyaccount]

trying to reach out to friends again now that you’re doing infinitely better mentally and have the spoons to be social truely is a humiliation ritual because when they hit you with the most bland responses and clearly don’t care that you’re actually reaching out again

[𝓜 @Midewontmiss]

Welcome to ADHD Depot! We proudly offer:

Picking at your skin without realizing it.

Constantly feeling like everyone is upset with you.

Most of your belongings mysteriously disappearing.

Hyperfocusing on something completely unimportant for 12 straight hours.

An invisible force that prevents you from doing the laundry.

Suddenly entering full-on panic mode because everything became urgent at once.

And, of course: "So... ADHD just means you can't focus, right?"

[mshrm @frogii_h]

мама: это не окей, что ты лежишь весь день в кровати, странно себя ведёшь и гипер-чувствительно на все реагируешь, у тебя что-то не так с головой
я, которая пытается объяснить, что что-то не так лет 6, 3 года ходит с диагнозом и 2 года пьет таблеточки: да ну нахуй

[Кретин де Труба @HaruneSorano]

звучит как мечта
повод вспоминать японский х"дд

[ferdalangurinn @ferdalangurinn]

найдена идеальная модель чаепития для убеждённого чаехлёба: кафе с free tea flow: каждые примерно 5-10 минут тебе наливают случайный чай из 130 доступны��: инжирно-карамельный, дынный эрл грей, венская роза, йогуртово-лимонный и прочее. и отмечаешь выпитое!

[` @literaturelisa]

No one talks about how humbling it is to lose all your academic potential because of your mental health.

[𝓐𝓺𝓮𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓱🧚🏼 @aqee_sofine]

ADHD is spending 45 minutes writing the perfect to-do list with colour codes, priorities, and motivational quotes...
then closing the notebook and immediately doomscrolling because the list now feels like a threat instead of a plan.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

ADHD can seem fun and quirky until you’re too ashamed to reconnect with people because you haven’t had the mental space to reply for 6 weeks, and now the guilt and fear of being judged is too much.

[Libriscent @libriscent]

My toxic trait is being mentally prepared to spend my entire life alone while simultaneously waiting for my fairytale love story.

[сонная лисица 🌷 @sin_ca_]

бля почему мне уже 26, а я чувствую себя максимум на 22... я не понимаю
типа тридцатка близко, а я все ещё потерявшийся вчерашний подросток который хз че хочет от этой жизни кроме того чтобы все от него отъебались