Sandeep K. Goyal

Quantum Physicist, Quantum Optician, Scientist, Teacher and an Artist

[Sandeep K. Goyal @harzi_sam]

It sounds fake, but it’s real:

You can fit every planet in our solar system—Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune—in the space b/w Earth and the Moon.

That gap is ~384,400 km.
All planetary diameters combined? ~380,000 km.

#SpaceFacts #Astronomy #DidYouKnow

[Sandeep K. Goyal @harzi_sam]

An update: they found me at the airport and returned me the money that I paid.

[Sandeep K. Goyal @harzi_sam]

Today at Blore airport T2 terminal I ordered a cappuccino at the @HardRock cafe. I paid 240 rs and then they gave me s*it of a coffee. No coffee, no froth and no respect. The server said these bubbles on the top is the froth. I left the coffee cup on his counter.

[Sandeep K. Goyal @harzi_sam]

Reality doesn’t argue. It just hits. Harder than a block of bricks.
#WishDumb

[QFTA2025 @qfta2025]

#QFTA2025 crew.

@kavitadorai @arvind_iiserm @arijitb4u @harzi_sam @Harpreetsb89 @Jaxy_Quantum @krishna_shende @Maitreyee0220

[QFTA2025 @qfta2025]

The 3rd International Conference on Quantum Foundations, Technology and Applications QFTA 2025 has started today at IISER Mohali.

Stay tuned: http://210.212.36.85/QFTA25/

@IiserMohali @ProfAnilKumarT1 @kavitadorai @arvind_iiserm @harzi_sam @Harpreetsb89

#quantum #qcqi

[Sandeep K. Goyal @harzi_sam]

If we ever make an Indian version of Better Call Saul, it should be called “Bhai Ko Call Kar.”
And there’s only one man who can pull off the perfect desi Saul Goodman — Pankaj Tripathi.

Calm, clever, crooked — all in one phone call.
#BetterCallSaul

[Sandeep K. Goyal @harzi_sam]

My air purifier nowadays...

[DPS @ IISER Mohali @DPS_IISERM]

🎉 Congratulations to DPS faculties K. Lochan (@KinjalkLochan) & S.K. Goyal (@harzi_sam) on their collaborative work appearing in PRL, with DPS PhD scholar A. Deswal & alumnus N. Arya (@Stockholm_Uni) as lead authors! 👏

🔗 https://t.co/TmK6swS6Hc @IiserMohali @ANRFIndia 1/2

[Sandeep K. Goyal @harzi_sam]

Interestingly, for the first time in human history we know exactly who the thieves are and we (@amazonIN ) is not taking any action.

[Sandeep K. Goyal @harzi_sam]

@amazonIN my laptop order got returned twice.
Both times because of the delivery guy’s suspicious behavior

[Sandeep K. Goyal @harzi_sam]

I strongly believe that both times there were no laptops in those packages. If we had accepted them and given the OTP we would have lost a lot of money.

[Sandeep K. Goyal @harzi_sam]

Happy Diwali

[Sandeep K. Goyal @harzi_sam]

Sounds like the comments from referee 2.

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Pearl Harbour was an inside job...

[Sandeep K. Goyal @harzi_sam]

@curiosityonx It seems that the video/photo was taken from inside the atmosphere of Pluto. Is that the case or I misinterpreted something?

[Sandeep K. Goyal @harzi_sam]

@BarakShoshany I did not see that coming. I am sure so did you.

[Sandeep K. Goyal @harzi_sam]

I am on fire today *(I ate spicy 🔥 Andhra biryani today, every body part is on fire)*

[Sandeep K. Goyal @harzi_sam]

@divbyzero I was about to say confetti. I guess I got the dimension wrong