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@rhyselsmore @hhopk @d0nutptr "Global tables use DynamoDB Streams to replicate data across different Regions", so any property of Streams will also be true of Global Tables. https://t.co/9z2Ze3Vp9b

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@rhyselsmore @hhopk @d0nutptr It looks like Amazon documents a much weaker guarantee than I stated. Ordering is preserved in single items, not whole partitions. https://t.co/h2rtUIP8rg

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@norootcause I'm cheaper. I'll give you a 100% accurate software estimate AND I'll deliver the completed software on the same day.

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@yhdistyminen We'll call it Prop 13

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@norootcause I generally assume node-level when the word "healthcheck" is given without modifier. So I answered "of course not".

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@norootcause Depends on whether we're talking about a node-level health check or a deployment-wide health check.

Node level: tell me about the node
Deployment wide: tell me about the whole service

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@norootcause I'm having trouble seeing how the orchestrator could ever be correct. It requires an extra infrastructure component AND leaves us ignorant of what B will do when A experiences a transient failure.

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@tomdooner I use it mostly read only. I like learning from people who have different perspectives from me. It's also useful for news that I wouldn't otherwise see.

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Meh. Running from a pointless fight vs running to a righteous one.

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@tashcoug No. Rowdy concertgoers in GGP ended my streak. SFPD were right there, and useless.

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Why are parakeets the best choice for IP over avian carrier?

Parroty checking

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Obviously it makes sense (i.e. "You've been operating at the next level for some time, so we're paying you for it"), but I think it also opens up a larger candidate pool: "We think you fit at Level X, but if you bump to X+1 we'll pay you the difference".

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Does anyone know of organizations that pay retroactively upon promotion?

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@norootcause Like all of the microservices combined, or just one?

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@sargun Semper Gumby?

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@suldrew This is unleaded fuel for piston airplane engines. Jets have always used a diesel-like unleaded fuel.

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@wcgallego Turning instances off through their normal shutdown process, so that nothing is learned about how the system behaves under failure.

...oh, you asked for wrong answers. Oops.

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How does a commissioned officer posing in the uniform of an enemy force not receive an immediate Article 15?

[Phil Stewart @phildstewart]

SCOOP - Three years before retiring from the U.S. Army in 2017, Donald Trump-backed Pennsylvania gubernatorial candidate Doug Mastriano posed in Confederate uniform for a faculty photo at the Army War College, according to a copy of the photo obtained by Reuters.

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You're confusing "education" and "a degree". Or, better put: "You wasted $150,000 on an education you coulda got for $1.50 in late fees at the public library."

[regular steve albini @electricalWSOP]

Baked into the discussion of student debt is the idea that the function of education is to prepare someone to work, that it is a ticket for the ride of employment. This is a dangerously toxic notion that deserves no respect. Education is learning, literally anything.