Angel

[𝐀𝐥𝐠𝐨𝐚𝐭 🎒 @aljoisthegoat]

will be mag dumping him on sight

[𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘶𝘴 🥷🏿 @hoodg3nius]

Nigga tore his HDMI, ARC, CPU and RAM 💔✌️ speedy recovery robonigga

[Lemon 🍋 @cutielemonzest]

Wanting to be friends with someone but not knowing how to ask

[JB @JBTHEPLUG1]

It's crazy how the “J” in Marijuana is silent but the “J” in my hand is loud asf.

[vmp1re @velvtrr]

It’s so hot outside I fucking hate Israel.

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

I feel so bad when i cant hold conversations sorry for being boring as shit

[mari @blythsdaya]

everytime you’re having a good day here comes the batman 2 getting delayed

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I find it astounding that Christians believe Heaven is this beautiful place with breathtaking natural landscapes, where all your needs are met, there’s no war or hunger, and everyone lives in harmony, yet here on Earth, they call it socialism and say it’s evil.

[Aj @AJbaby_1]

How life treats you when you are not a scammer.

[𝓜𝓸𝓸𝓷 𝓥𝓮𝓷𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓫𝓵𝓮 🇵🇸 @MoonVenerable9]

From UFC 229 to 329…exactly 100 events apart

A poetic downfall for Conor McGregor✍️

[Angel @hashirangel]

@NoOneCaresARP @JakeLang

[Deion | SeeReax @SeeReax]

@Sony Man fix your PlayStation department fuck all that spiderman shit

[ᴛeo🌴 @Mattdek_]

PSN needs to be hacked again because it seems like Sony forgot their lesson

[Spider-Man MCU @SpiderMan_MCU_]

I truly hope PlayStation goes bankrupt. You’re gonna charge me $1000+ for a PS6 that uses digital only and still charge $70-100 per game? Yeah fuck this company. Gaming is dying and its last hurrah will be GTA 6. What a way to end.. thank you AI tech bros. You pieces of shits

[Brunette Bohemian @Jane_Doe82]

Saying black parents are failures while wearing an ankle monitor is crazy work 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

y’all have no respect for the ppl who make your life easier. the person making your morning coffee deserves a livable wage. the person stocking the groceries you buy deserves a livable wage. the person cleaning the restrooms in the office you work at deserves a livable wage.

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I don’t care how bad life gets I’m not watching lοve iѕland

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event
Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.
Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.
Step 6: Blame someone else.