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Friend: Hey, you wish to go out for a weekend break?
Me: No ya, I’ve just stocked up on fresh veggies and groceries. I’ll stay home.
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I’m at the age where the heated seats in my truck are more for back pain than warmth. #40slife
Wow....I actually eat all of these regularly...except cottage cheese...that ish is VILE! 😊 #40slife
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It's my birthday, and I'll fall asleep at 7pm and wake up in the middle of the night if I want to. #40slife 🎉🎈
My life has become a daily pondering of if I’m actually tired and need more sleep or if I’m just old and this is how I am now. 😂 #40sLife
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My daughter can sleep in the most awkward pretzel like positions and wake up totally fine, I sleep a little crooked because my cat insists on being my little spoon and I can't look left for a week.. it's a ibprofuen kinda week.. #40slife
@bhorton314 Definitely on the railing & stretched first. #40sLife
Hangover...day 2 #40sLife
Ballyronan sunrise Monday morning #ows #mumlife #bosslady #swimming #charliemcleod #dryrobes #purple #40slife #40sclub #singlelife #swimming #coldwater

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I bought a blood pressure meter last week. The first time I used it, my BP was a little high, and the display read "8/10". OK. Eight out of ten. Not bad. Next day I got a 9/10. Yesterday 134/83, and the display said 10/10.
YEAH!
Today it said 11/10 and I realised it's the date.
Things I have also misjudged in my 40s: putting clean linens and covers back on my king size bed, by myself. #ithinkipulledsomething #40slife #IKEAbed #ibuprofencommittee
@dadmann_walking I’ve sandwiched a Monster in between coffees and then spent hours scared I was going to have a heart attack lol #40sLife
Life in my 40s: Out of nowhere, my left knee injury from high school, decides to remind me how badly having a knee injury sucks & that I was stupid for doing cheerleading, soccer, cross country, marching band, & track, instead of just picking one or two. 😫😫
#40sLife
My ankle feels like I hit it with a hammer. I haven’t done anything close to that today.
#40sLife
@xandvt @BBCMorningLive @LittleMsFossil I’m really getting into bowing to my patients. Or curtsying. It depends on how long I’ve been sat down and the tightness of the trousers. #40slife 😂
My wife and myself are broken..
I have knee pains.. She has a too pain. Here sciatic is bothering her, I'm using crutches.
We are broken..
#40sLife
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