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Zoë: Mum, when I’m grown up, I think you should work for space. Cos then when I’m sick, I could go to space for the day! So, can you? It’s a good idea! #4yologic #parenting
My 4yo asked Alexa the weather, Alexa told her it was 76F and cloudy. My 4yo looked out the window and saw sun and proceeded to tell Alexa it is sunny out and says "Now Alexa knows it's sunny". Lol #4yologic
4yo: “So if Santa isn’t real, and zombies aren’t real, then that means Santa is a zombie”
#4yoLogic
I go to throw the bin out in the rain and LO says “I want to get wet!”
I say “no, you’ll get sick”
And he says “no I won’t, I’ll close my mouth” 🙄
#4yologic #combacksgalore
'Pop - I want a drink now'
'I'm not your slave'
'Slave - get me a drink and put it in my mouth
#4yologic
Day 20 #GratitudeSnaps Challenge- Grateful for my sweet Olivia who found her mom a “log” to jot down all of her funny stories. 🤣❤️ #4yoLogic #GottaLoveTheLittles
#BookSnaps #tlap #LEADlap
Xander: (watching #BuffytheVampireSlayer ) How can Willow and Tara be witches? They don't even have hats! #DeepThoughts #4yoLogic
4 yo: I know my friend's mom's name.
Me: You do?
4 yo: Yep! It's mom!
#4yologic #thingskidssay #Ishouldhaveknown
8mo heard washing machine spin and burst into tears. 4yo: "Oh no! If she doesn't like the washing machine she'll NEVER get teeth!"
#4yoLogic
I use the drill? I have knees.
#4yoLogic
For what has the boy been begging? A trip through the car wash.
Me: if you're good we can get the car washed...
#parenting #4yologic
4yo nephew: How many words do you know?
Me: A lot.
4yo: yeah, but how many?
Me: I've never counted.
4yo: why not?
#4yoLogic
As if not disturbing enough as an image, when asked what it was, 4yo replied: 2 grown ups who've been burnt #4yologic
4yo: Mummy, this owl that we are sewing will have to move away.
Me: Why?
4yo: Because owls live on the Owl of Wight.
#4yoLogic #ComedyGold
Ryan: "Thx 4 talking 2 gma & gpa 2nite. It makes them so happy." Blakesley: "so happy is like laughing,but they weren't laughing?" #4yoLogic
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