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Broke: healthy romantic partnerships
Woke: keeping a literal stable of side chicks complete with hay and brushes
Bespoke: teaching classes on masturbation techniques but I'm a totally not gay way
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Betas always have stories about the one who got away. Alphas show off their sex dungeon kennels to everyone but then deny knowledge of them when the police get involved.
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Women play volleyball because they secretly desire to be trapped in a net and that's where the phrase "plenty of fish in the sea" comes from.
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If you can read an analog clock you can't know when real alpha hours are.
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If your girl has a stain of venereal disease that isn't your specific strain, you're a beta cuck.
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Real alphas eat their spaghetti uncooked. No limp noodles in my alpha mancave.
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If you give a woman eye contact, be sure you press your eyeballs into hers to establish dominance.
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Milk only spoils when you lack the will and authority to keep it fresh
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An oven is just a patient microwave.
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Women who can't cook usually starve to death of not provided the necessary hot pockets by her alpha male which is why they come in packs of two.
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When you meet a girl at a party immediately offer her a hard boiled egg. If she's down for your alpha nature, shell know what to do.
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Cum contains the essence of life, which usually smells like varnish, Coors light and brawn if the man is virile.
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The female who likes football is secretly a man and sex with a man with as vagina is the mist alpha thing in the world.
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Women's pants don't have pockets because god gave them all they need.
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#alphaposting why am i not breeding johnny joestar rn. why is he not full of my pups 🤨🙄 society.
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