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Who remembers Enoch Powell's Rivers of Gunge on Andy Churnwell's Gunge-O-Rama? #AndysMemoryLane
Enoch actually banged his head on bottom of the tank, which was famously shallow. But fair play to him. He didn't sue or complain at all.
When you saw this in the '90s you knew you were in for a treat. #AndysMemoryLane
I woke up one day and being a piece of shit online had become a lot of people's chief personality trait. There was a post yesterday that was a photo of Seth Rogan with his shirt off and the text was basically: check out how fat he (and probably you!) are.
Who remembers happy slapping? π¬π§ #AndysMemoryLane
Who remembers the Roger Moore ad for Executive Condoms, the kind that came in a mahogany box? "Because whether one is serving Queen and country, or attending to... more personal duties, one should do so with honour, tradition, and a properly made mahogany box." #AndysMemoryLane
Who remembers those halcyon days of *checks notes* the 1940s? #AndysMemoryLane
Manchester, 1943.
Before foreign rapists and killers ruined our city.
Who agrees? #AndysMemoryLane
Who remembers before woke when The Great British Banger had a foreskinned end? #AndysMemoryLane
Who remembers when that weird evangelical Nazi got his head blow off and people pretended that he was good? What was that all about? #AndysMemoryLane
Who remembers when the word "genius" was reserved for exceptional art, not adverts that flirt with eugenics in order to sell jeans to American Nazis? #AndysMemoryLane
When I was young you had to brush your teeth once a week. The woke brigade are now demanding we do it twice a day and also "floss". The world has gone bongo! #AndysMemoryLane
I used to go to Eel Pie Island in 1960s. It cost thru pence. I can remember the dance floor moving up and down when the stomp was danced. One night we had police raid by a copper on bike. A lot people rushed out to hide their maharaja. Those were the days. #AndysMemoryLane
Who remembers before woke when we had proper British sausages with a foreskinned end? #AndysMemoryLane
Who remembers PROPER wrestling before the age of woke? #AndysMemoryLane
I've had it up to hear with cowardly criminals! Who remember proper criminals who were hard? #AndysMemoryLane
For too long, cowardly criminals have got away with not facing their victims in court.
In opposition, I promised victims and families I would change that. Now, I am.
Our new measures will force offenders to attend their sentencing hearing β or face tougher penalties.
I think we've all had it up to here with woke milk. Proper raw milk, in a non-woke bottle, delivered by the milkman, who was a no-nonsense British geezer. #AndysMemoryLane
Who remembers before woke when you could buy good videos at the garage? #AndysMemoryLane
Who remembers proper footie players, before woke, like Eric Kantona? #AndysMemoryLane
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