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Thou shalt immediately put the kettle on upon hearing company/family members entering your homestead.
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Though shalt stand a respectable distance away from the person in front you in the queue to the ATM #AwfullyBritishCommandments
Stop the crying, whining & denigrating everyone & everything that tells truth about your sorry ass @realDonaldTrump. Get w program asshole. https://t.co/aqNHXc8RQ9
Thou shalt ne'er be first in line at a buffet table. #AwfullyBritishCommandments
Thou shalt get annoyed when old women stop to chat in the middle of the shops #AwfullyBritishCommandments
Thou shalt hate queuing yet never jump the line
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Thou shalt always tut and complain at roadworks - there's always bloody roadworks
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Thou shalt ask the taxi driver if he's 'been busy' and 'what time he's on until' #AwfullyBritishCommandments
#AwfullyBritishCommandments You shalt always ask 'where's mine?' whenever someone has any sort of edible delicacy
If thou mishear thou can say 'pardon?' only once after which smile/nod and hope that was the correct response #AwfullyBritishCommandments
Seeing as it's Friday, see how many of these you HAVEN'T done #AwfullyBritishCommandments https://t.co/Ll5EgaGGZg
Thou shalt insist one of these are right *barm, breadcake, roll, teacake, bap, etc and defend this to the death #AwfullyBritishCommandments
Thou shalt only ever reply "Fine thanks" When anyone asks how you are. #AwfullyBritishCommandments
Thou shalt ask thy taxi driver if one has been busy that night #AwfullyBritishCommandments
Thou shalt not sit next to any other persons on public transport unless no other seats are available. #AwfullyBritishCommandments
Thou shall only throweth the holy hand grenade, when the number counted is three.
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Thou shall not object too much to continentals while cheating on your German wife with a french mistress. #AwfullyBritishCommandments
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