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'Cricket' Ancient & long-lasting game involving sticks & balls which is designed to confuse foreigners #AwfullyBritishDictionary
'Politics': combination of freak show, comedy festival & lying competition which causes people to be very angry #AwfullyBritishDictionary
'Football' Social ritual: rival groups compete in singing & witticisms while 22 foreigners run around & fall over #AwfullyBritishDictionary
I'm Fine. Standard answer when asked how you are. Apply to all circumstances from house burnt down to lottery win #AwfullyBritishDictionary
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Fancy a cuppa?
Would one like a cup of tea that's tea NOT fucking coffee served in a fine bone China tea cup #AwfullyBritishDictionary
Banter - when a group of young adult friends, usually male, try their best to personally insult each other #awfullybritishdictionary
Summer - The bit between Winter and Winter, usually two weeks long and wetter than Stephen Hawking's lapel.
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Scone - Hard, tasteless cake type of affair, usually pronounced 'scone' though sometimes pronounced 'scone'.
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Flytipping: Insects get 10% like everyone else #AwfullyBritishDictionary
TTFN = I hope to never see you again #awfullybritishdictionary
"Tut" the most damning condemnation you could ever receive
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I'm terribly sorry - this is all your fault and I've never been so angry in my life. #AwfullyBritishDictionary
#AwfullyBritishDictionary I don't mean to be rude:
But that's exactly what I'm about to be... https://t.co/e0WEtJsACk
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'Keep in Touch'.... If I never, ever see you again it will be too soon... #AwfullyBritishDictionary
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