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There are more people at the bar than in the stands watching your team. #BadSpringTrainingSigns

@925mlbfan #BadSpringTrainingSigns One of your outfielders finally gets struck by lightning one too many times. #SFGiants
@kaehvogel @925mlbfan @fakeronwash38 #BadSpringTrainingSigns Your former players are turning the game off to watch C-SPAN. #Athletics
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@925mlbfan @fakeronwash38 #BadSpringTrainingSigns One of your starting pitchers injured his glutes after attempting to entice women too much.
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Your third base coach is busy browsing Tinder while the game is being played:
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When your reliever gets the call to come into the game, he just sits there grooving to "Careless Whisper" instead.
#BadSpringTrainingSigns Your catcher decides to leave baseball behind to pursue a career in interpretive dance. #Athletics
#BadSpringTrainingSigns Your new left fielder stands about a foot tall and doesn't know what left field is.
#BadSpringTrainingSigns The massive dog outside the stadium keeps stealing your balls.
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Your All-Star 2nd Baseman just had his security clearance downgraded. https://t.co/7NWxtJ1hh2
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Star Pitcher Shows Up Driving a "Rascal Scooter..."

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