Top Tweets for #BeingProgrammer
Neither string nor char...
Error : identifier "you" is not declared - line 1.
Error : identifier "me" is not declared - line 1. π€·π
#beingprogrammer


@haysstanford Not a mandatory requirements to become a Programmer.
College degree is a hard Proof to tell others that I've learnt from so and so university #BeingProgrammer #WeCanCode
While (no success){
tryAgain();
If (Dead)
break;
}π
#beingProgrammer

What i am?
_programmer.
What I'm not?
_Facebook Hacker.
_Laptop Repairer.
_Spreadsheet Wizard.
_App Troubleshooter.
_Email Assistant.
#BeingProgrammer
Setup goals....π
#beingProgrammer

Programmer's Dictionary!!
Normal people vs Programmer's
#BeingProgrammer

Three-Eyed Raven, wins the Game of Thrones !!
- https://t.co/zbxNXUJNGS
#BeingProgrammer
#ImmatureProgrammer

Just so Iβm clear, laptop stickers are tech equivalent of prison tattoos right? π€
- https://t.co/zbxNXV1p5s
#BeingProgrammer
#ImmatureProgrammer
Google: We want to tell you something.
Me: What?
Google: We have made improvements to our privacy policy.
Me: I have a FB account, what privacy?
Google: Nevermind !!
- https://t.co/zbxNXUJNGS
#GDPR
#BeingProgrammer
#ImmatureProgrammer
"If you make a general statement, a Programmer says, 'Yes, but...' while a Designer says, 'Yes, and...' "
#BeingProgrammer
She asked me, committed??
I said - yeah! Committed and pushed the changes, yet to deploy.
She sent angry smiley.
Did i said anything wrong?? π’
#BeingProgrammer
#BeingProgrammer
A bus station is where bus stopsβ¦
A train station is where train stopsβ¦
On my desk.. I have a work station.. π
#LateNightOffice
- https://t.co/zbxNXUJNGS

#BeingProgrammer
There is a special place in hell for people who use spaces instead of tabs !! π
- https://t.co/zbxNXUJNGS
#BeingProgrammer
The only people up at 3AM are either in love, lonely, drunk or programmer !! ππ
#CantSleep #LetsWork
- https://t.co/zbxNXV1p5s

#BeingProgrammer
No1 tells you that programming is going to be somebody waving a hand in your face until you take your headphones off !!
#BeingProgrammer
The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots you back !!
https://t.co/zbxNXV1p5s
Last Seen Hashtags on Sotwe
gentlehandjob
Seen from Malaysia
Gangbang
Seen from United Kingdom
british #chav
Seen from United Kingdom
ΰΈ£ΰΈ²ΰΈΰΈΰΈΈΰΈ£ΰΈ΅
Seen from Thailand
TitJob
Seen from Germany
gangbang
Seen from France
ESEASEASON
Seen from Vietnam
saatchiart
Voile #nude
Seen from Belgium
malaysiaviral
Seen from Malaysia
Most Popular Users

Elon Musk 
@elonmusk
240.9M followers

Barack Obama 
@barackobama
119.2M followers

Donald J. Trump 
@realdonaldtrump
111.8M followers

Cristiano Ronaldo 
@cristiano
111.5M followers

Narendra Modi 
@narendramodi
107.1M followers

Rihanna 
@rihanna
97.9M followers

NASA 
@nasa
92.2M followers

Justin Bieber 
@justinbieber
91.1M followers

KATY PERRY 
@katyperry
88.2M followers

Taylor Swift 
@taylorswift13
82M followers

Lady Gaga 
@ladygaga
73.5M followers

Virat Kohli 
@imvkohli
70.7M followers

Kim Kardashian 
@kimkardashian
70M followers

YouTube 
@youtube
68.7M followers

Bill Gates 
@billgates
64.2M followers

Neymar Jr 
@neymarjr
63.5M followers

The Ellen Show
@theellenshow
62.4M followers

CNN 
@cnn
61.9M followers

Selena Gomez 
@selenagomez
61.2M followers

X 
@x
60.8M followers






