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@haysstanford Not a mandatory requirements to become a Programmer.
College degree is a hard Proof to tell others that I've learnt from so and so university #BeingProgrammer #WeCanCode
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What i am?
_programmer.
What I'm not?
_Facebook Hacker.
_Laptop Repairer.
_Spreadsheet Wizard.
_App Troubleshooter.
_Email Assistant.
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Setup goals....π
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Programmer's Dictionary!!
Normal people vs Programmer's
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Three-Eyed Raven, wins the Game of Thrones !!
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Just so Iβm clear, laptop stickers are tech equivalent of prison tattoos right? π€
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Google: We want to tell you something.
Me: What?
Google: We have made improvements to our privacy policy.
Me: I have a FB account, what privacy?
Google: Nevermind !!
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#GDPR
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"If you make a general statement, a Programmer says, 'Yes, but...' while a Designer says, 'Yes, and...' "
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She asked me, committed??
I said - yeah! Committed and pushed the changes, yet to deploy.
She sent angry smiley.
Did i said anything wrong?? π’
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A bus station is where bus stopsβ¦
A train station is where train stopsβ¦
On my desk.. I have a work station.. π
#LateNightOffice
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There is a special place in hell for people who use spaces instead of tabs !! π
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The only people up at 3AM are either in love, lonely, drunk or programmer !! ππ
#CantSleep #LetsWork
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No1 tells you that programming is going to be somebody waving a hand in your face until you take your headphones off !!
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The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots you back !!
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