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I'm looking for a particular fish picture and just searching "fish" in Google Photos doesn't narrow it down much 😂 #biologistproblems
We recently moved to a new house, and I cannot look at this fossil(?) in the shower tile without thinking of a diagram of an eyeball. 👁️ #biologistproblems
watching a scene from Outbreak supposed to be in Zaire-- shows a capuchin. "but that's a New World monkey!" why am i like this #biologistproblems
@colfenbu That is like... #biologistproblems
My autocorrect keeps changing “germline” to “gremlin” and I haven’t failed to notice it yet , but one day I will so apologising in advance for any emails about “filtering out gremlin variants” #biologistproblems #phdchat
My phone is blowing up with an alleged cougar sighting on my block, so I head out to see if I can find tracks to confirm (it’s snowing so perfect tracking conditions) and now they are all texting me jokes about my dating life 🙄🙄 #biologistproblems
Every time I look for ocean invertebrate emojis on my phone, such as lobster or shrimp emojis, I head to the animal choices, and then remember they are under the food choices 🤦♀️🦀🦞🦐🦑🦪 #biologistproblems
I almost had the scrabble letters for 'axolotl' last night and blew a couple turns for the possibility #biologistproblems
@LeeDonaghy @adamboxer1 @Ruth_Ashbee It's a scientist thing. My autocorrect on the phone changes all sorts - some even to Latin! #BiologistProblems
I found a really cool parasitic #worm (#Nematomorpha?) in a stream while I was doing some field work last month, and none of my family/friends will let me show them the video from my phone. 😕 #BiologistProblems 😂
It’s so predictable: nothing hits my “instant anger” button faster than trying to make salad in the wind, when all the salad keeps blowing out of your bowl, and then off your fork before it gets to your mouth.
#BiologistProblems
Oh, no.
How many times have I written corvid-9 instead of covid-19?
😲
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I’ve raised 7 moose calves but this is my first foal. I’m so in love with these two. #biologistproblems
Nothing says happy holidays like dissecting a Great Horned owl pellet 😬 #biologistproblems #sorrymom
Anyone know what those black bits are?
Sign that I’ve been working in the lab a lot: shuts fridge at home, realizes I want something else in fridge, waits 30 seconds to open fridge again thinking that the vacuum seal is on #biologistproblems
You can't tell from the picture, but I'm talking about dead opossums at a wedding reception. That's normal wedding behavior, right? #BiologistProblems
@SolomonRDavid Random memory from long ago: trying to catch one of these in a plastic cup after it landed on a lady's little black dress at a cocktail party. She was screaming and hollering and wouldn't stand still. She also didn't think I was creepy at all... #BiologistProblems
I was (am) really in to this Belgian crime thriller but then they keep referring to the wetland where they found the body as a *bog* when it is really, clearly just a *marsh* and it’s so distracting.
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