Top Tweets for #BornClumsy
When you turn to an exercise class and have no idea what you're doing
Best day of my life today... Paragliding, tubing & jet skiing π of course I fell off the jet ski, out of my life jacket, had to be rescued then fell off the ladder but the main thing is I ticked three things off the bucket list π #bornclumsy #bestdayever #bestholidayever
The guys are now threatening to make me wear a Go Pro as I'm consistently tripping over fucking rails. They said "Sara's Greatest Fall Hits" would go viral π I've been this way my whole life. My dad used to say "Yes Your Grace, for your next magical trick?" π #BornClumsy

New profile for my hypnotism and mind magic performance and training @CleverKlutz #BornClumsy See what my most recent students said about my training https://t.co/aDVYcakinu
Tfw itβs bedtime and you drop a bag of sugar on your head and it explodes all over you and the kitchen #bornclumsy
Everybody is laughing with that video of the woman throwing a bowling ball INTO the scoreboard TV screen, smashing it to pieces. Iβm just shivering in silence; that could totally be me. #bornclumsy
Always great to start the day by tripping and falling straight on my face in front of all my coworkers... My face wasn't red from embarrassment at all. Nope. It's just red from the cold. #bornclumsy
What challenges ahead? Today will be mainly about trying not to slip on the ice and smash my face in. Ice ice, baby. #bornclumsy βοΈπ£
I need to be more careful around sharp objects - 2 days 2 deep cuts #bornclumsy #nosharpobjectsallowed
I was having confidence in myself but then i broke a glass π #BornClumsy
low key fell jumping off but no one saw that #bornclumsy
Yesterday I lost my balance in a store changing room and rolled backwards and half naked INTO the store. So you don't have to. #bornclumsy
Job: Make balloon animal. Goal: Don't let it pop. Result: It pops. βΉ I pop more balloons than anybody else here. #BornClumsy #RaisedByWolves
there has yet to be a day when I haven't tripped on my way to class #bornclumsy
And did I mention that one of them asked me if I had been drinking? Nope, I just struggle with walking! #bornclumsy #bornaschwanz #π
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