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Gammon. This is the first of a series of Brexit poems I'll be posting throughout the day. It's time to let the Brexiteers know what we really think of them. #BrexitPoems
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Tomorrow on Chopper's Brexit Podcast - @Jacob_Rees_Mogg performs @Telegraph readers' poems specially composed to mark Brexit on Oct 31 after Poet Laureate Simon Armitage refused. PLUS former Brexit secretary David Davis. Listen for free: Apple Podcasts or https://t.co/e9jLzFjPsv
Luv it #brexitpoems
@zatzi @elliedionne October 31st
Is when we burst
Out of the EUs grip.
No ifs. No buts
No backstop cuts
We leave the sinking ship.
@MartinRemains There was once a buffoon called #Boris
Who the public found quite obnoxious
The #Tories (yep, that shower)
Desperate to hold power
Made him leader
While the country looked on in horror!
#BrexitPoems #ToriesOut #BorisJohnsonShouldNotBePM
I want those at the top to hear us roar;
Our voices together, from rich to poor.
Lists of names from Brits abroad,
Who are shouting out to not be ignored.
#RevokeArticle50 #WorldPoetryDay #BrexitPoems #RevokeA50Now #RevokeArticle50Petition
They said it'd be simple
The EU'd just agree
Until we realised
We've got no industry
Auctioned under Thatcher
Sold off under Blair
But they splashed us cash
& we didn't care
But the bus was lying
Boris & Nigel too
And all the shit they spouted
Has left us in the poo
#BrexitPoems
A Good Friday Agreement resolved
Twas threatened by a #Brexit unresolved
Mrs May said 'Twasn't me broke the peace,
blame the other MP's.
I was there but I wasn't involved.'
#WorldPoetryDay #BrexitPoems
#WorldPoetryDay #BrexitPoems
An emergency Brexit summit next week, says Juncker
So May gives the armed forces a no-deal nuclear bunker,
Corbyn's at the kebab awards, 'cos he doesn't give a fig
Unless Chuka Ummuna's in the same room representing TIG.
There once was a place called Great Britain
Where a powerful history was written
In came Cameron and May
Who caused such disarray
On our arses we all have been bitten
#WorldPoetryDay #BrexitPoems
@ThePoke She'll fight them on the beaches
She'll fight them in the shops.
There'll be chlorine on the chickens
And tariffs on the chops.
The PM thinks she's Churchill,
That's how it looks to me.
So I'm flicking her the V sign.
But not for victory.
#WorldPoetryDay #BrexitPoems
Theresa May went off to Bruss and fetched a pile of poo, she brought it back to parliament and said it’ll have to do. Parliament it said no thanks and chaos then ensued, just 8 days left the outcome which, no one yet has a clue #BrexitPoems
Oh, Mr Bercow
Save us from Mrs May
Tell her to stick her Brexit deal
And send her on her way!
You can be our saviour
And force her hand on this
So we can stay in Europe
And all go out and get pissed!
#Brexitpoems
#WorldPoetryDay
#BrexitPoems @ThePoke
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Our country is fucked,
And it's all cos of you
@David_Cameron
(To the Rainbow theme tune)
Up above the streets and houses Theresa's flying high
Opens up her Brexit plans
And shits in the EU's eye
#brexitpoems
Hickory Dickory Dock
The Maybot will run down the clock
She's set a trap
With a deal that’s crap,
And everyone thinks she’s a cock.
As it's #WorldPoetryDay, let's have your #BrexitPoems
Hickory Dickory Dock
The Maybot will run down the clock
She's set a trap
With a deal that’s crap,
And everyone thinks she’s a cock.
As it's #WorldPoetryDay, let's have your #BrexitPoems
Presumably that special place
in the hell that we'll be in
will be heavenly enough
for you: plenty of medicine,
sugared fruits and decent claret,
layers of privileged insulation
against the toxic fires
you lit.
#Brexit #BrexitPoems #fb
Is this poem as bad as we fear it may be?
Maybe it will inspire our followers to write better #brexitpoems
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We find it kinda funny, we find it kinda sad
That the brexit we are getting is on foundations that are this bad,
The fetish of a leader who is wicked or a leader who is mad,
Spun from a vote, the most corrupt we’ve ever had
It’s a very very grim time
Not (yet) not our time..
Ok, if @theresa_may and the EU can't close the #brexit deal, let's get @GoogleUK to (auto) complete it instead. #brexitpoems
@HuntedTeamNick Nonsense verse seems more appropriate...
‘Twas Brexit, and the slithy Gove
Did gyre and gimble with the May
The mimsy voters in their droves
Plashed as their rights were poured away
#brexitpoems
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