Top Tweets for #BritishLogic
Scientists still don’t know
why British blokes think
calves are immune to cold.
Fu*k the snow.
Welcome to Britain. ❄️🇬🇧
#GobbleTalkUK #BritishLogic #ShortsGang #UK #snow
@AtTheRaces @Catters61 If the roles were reversed the whole world would want shoemark on 2nd horse to be awarded the race! #britishlogic
Some non-league players travel half the length of the country on a Tuesday night and are still on a scaffold at 7am the next morning, but it’s Pep who’s upset that his £250k p/w salaried players only have two days’ rest between games
@DontchaKnow63 @flufficat This is the UK, you can have an affair with an underage boy breaking your wives heat and the British public will forgive you, jump a que and it's game over.
#BritishLogic
#PhillipSchofield's #ITV crisis talks as bosses in 'no hurry' to bring him back, should've dumped him when he committed the heinous crime of jumping a que.
#BritishLogic
https://t.co/cn0bPOuqQR
Asked housemate if we had cheese to make sandwich w/ black forest ham he was nice enuf to buy for me (but ofc ended up eating mostly himself). He said yes - ended up being finely grated parmesan!🤣 There's also no mustard but ain't no way I'm using butter. #britishlogic #nothanks
It’s not even sunny, it’s stupidly humid, everyone is dripping in sweat, but we’re supposed to love this weather because we get a few cold days in the winter #britishlogic
Zeno's Biscuit—the British version of #ZenosParadox. The host and I at this flat have a game: neither takes more than half of the remaining biscuit(s). So they never run out, like Achilles never overtakes the Tortoise. #ZenosBiscuit #BritishLogic
love the idea of John Cleese calling for cancelling a journalist because she asked him questions about the cancel culture.
#britishlogic #CancelCulture #johncleese #gobshite
#Britishlogic
Oh my god it’s boiling already I need a drink to cool down!
What do you want?
I think I’ll have a cup of tea ☕️
Amazing that India has a country wide Lockdown in place for 1.2BILLION people after 9deaths & they were given 8hours notice. UK has 400+ deaths and here we are still waltzing in the streets and sitting in Parks! #britishlogic.
2 inch of snow = close the schools
Coronavirus that is spreading and killing people = keep the schools open.
Thanks Boris.
#BritishLogic #COVIDー19 #HighRiskCovid19 #lockusdown #CloseTheSchools
Of course the season #LUFC could go up, all matches will now be played behind closed doors.
But lets not worry about all the people travelling on packed buses, trains and still working in packed offices 5 out of 7 days a week... 🤦🏼♀️
#BritishLogic 🤷🏼♀️
So it looks like the Premier League will be played behind closed doors but over 250,000 people will attend Cheltenham over the 4 days.🤷♂️ #BritishLogic #coronavirusuk #PremierLeague #CheltenhamFestival2020
Nothing special about this Man City result considering it’s the worst Real Madrid side in our lifetime #BritishLogic
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