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My mom will never be able to say this to me #CSectionBaby
told my mom she was invading my privacy and she told me i came out of her privacy
This is what I looked like after coming out of my mom‘s fucking pussy except I didn’t come out of that bitch bitches pussy. That’s why I have the fucking perfect nose. #csectionbaby
my mom did not do allat #csectionbaby
Amazing Simulation of a Baby Being Born: 🤱👶💻
im not pussy and will never be pussy #csectionbaby
@ImDripavelii I took a detour Drip! Came through them uterus walls!!! #csectionbaby THANK YOU BROTHER! Much love ❤
Breastfed #Csection babies get more of their #microbiomes from milk #breastfeeding #breastfeedingmom #newmom #firsttimemom #pumpingmom #csectionbaby #breastisbest #breastfeedingbenefits #breastfeedingresearch https://t.co/BWAbxsjirT
Bruh fuck a due date for an assignment… I wasn’t even born on my due date #csectionbaby
First doctor appointment was so Successful ♾💙 #CSectionBaby
Confirmation if it was ever needed that I'm inhuman #csectionbaby
Wheres all my C Section babies? #Csectionbaby #Funny #StandUp #StandUpComedy #Comedy #MexicansBeLike
The last time Ivey was in this pool, she was sideways inside me, wedged under my ribs as I hung upside down and did handstands and anything else I had read that might get her to turn 🤣🤦🏼♀️ #humansubmarine #sheturnedevenfurtherthewrongway #transversetobreech #csectionbaby
Fun Fact:
My mother chose my birthday weeks in advance.
June 13 was the most convenient day for her teaching schedule & workload.
Earl of March's class timetable and final exam and report card due dates decided the day I was born.
She got zero maternity leave.
#CsectionBaby
my biggest flex is that i have no virgo in my chart, and that i had an appointment to be born #csectionbaby
My friends & family: Happy birthday Jalen, I love you!
My mom: you know, today would have been the 27th anniversary of my passing because I almost died giving birth to you
I’m lowkey here for the dramatics though 😭 #CSectionBaby
Thank you Lord for our little miracle baby! Welcome Denver Christopher Albury 💙 Happy Birthday sweet boy!
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Urghhhhh, can't cope no more. Too fat, too tired, but can't get comfy!! I want my body back 😭 #Neveragain #Tired #Pregnancysucks #Tiemytubesalready #csectionbaby #babynumber5 #Babygirl #Fat
When you can not Believe that your son will be 5 in a couple months 😩 #wheredidthetimego #Csectionbaby #ourmiraclebaby
So is this what I looked like? No wonder why people think I’m ugly on my CC #csectionbaby
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