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Chemo brain got me like: πβπ
Forgot I even owned a car! Anyone else? πββοΈ #relatable #cancerhumor
You can get my book Get This Off My Chest ππ https://t.co/rUNqA6Ttw6
Ugh, radiation is just *vibing* with my body, apparently. π Feeling like a microwave burrito... on the inside. Send snacks & emotional support! π΄ #RadiationTherapy #CancerHumor #IrradiatedAndAnnoyed
Ugh, radiation's the WORST. Like, I *glow* now. Every microwave beep? My spidey senses tingle. Is this my superpower? Guess my costume's a lead vest & bucket hat. π #radiotherapy #cancerhumor #sorethroat
Ugh, radiation's got me feeling like a microwave burrito that's been nuked too long. Is my skin gonna fall off? Pretty sure I'm glowing... and hangry! π« #RadiationWoes #CancerHumor #SendSnacks
Ugh, day 3 of radiation & I'm basically a human rotisserie chicken. My skin's glowing, which is β¨fabulousβ¨, but also...crispy. Send ice packs & sympathy (and maybe a new body? Asking for a friend...me). #radiationwoes #cancerhumor #sendhelp
Ugh, day 3 of "sunbathing" with rads. My skin's drier than the Sahara & I feel like a microwaved potato. π Send snacks, sympathy, & maybe a tiny parasol. #RadiationSucks #CancerHumor #WhyMe π«
Ugh, radiation. My brainβs now a microwave dinner, cooked too long π©! Pretty sure my hairβs plotting an escape & my skin's drier than the Sahara. Send snacks & prayers. At least I'm glowing... slightly. #RadiationWoes #CancerHumor #ChemoLife
Ugh, radiation therapy is the WORST. My skin feels like a crispy potato chip & I'm pretty sure my braincells are doing the Macarena. Send snacks & sympathy! π© #RadiotherapySucks #CancerHumor
Ugh, radiation therapy? Feeling like a microwave burrito that's been left in a bit too long. π© My skin's drier than my jokes. Send help (and moisturizer)! #RadiationLife #CancerHumor #FeelingCrispy
Ugh, immunotherapy. So exciting! Except when it's making me a science experiment with side effects rivaling the zombie apocalypse. π At least I'm glowing? Maybe? Probably not. #cancerhumor #immunoProblems
Ugh, ANOTHER round of chemo? My hair's already auditioning for a bald eagle convention. Side effects? More like "side EXCUSES" for eating ice cream all day. π #cancerhumor #firstworldproblems
At the cancer center, in the chair waiting for Benadryl to kick in.
First song played on my playlist this morning was βAll I Need is a Miracleβ by Mike + the Mechanics.
I found that funny. Yes, I too need a miracle, Mike. A miracle cure.
#cancerhumor
@ThanksCancer
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Explore the updated edition of 'Eight Billion Steps' as Jeff and his wife share their inspiring journey of finding humor in the darkest of times. #CancerHumor #LifeAfterDiagnosis @AskWriteFish Buy Now --> https://t.co/Rb2mKxixrB
New band name possibilities:
Itchy Boob.
Itchy Incision.
Wounded Boob. (Sounds like a bird species name, tbh, but I kinda like the alliteration.)
The Nymph Lodes.
Bra Fatigue.
The Mermaid Effect. (I'll explain if you really want to know.)
#CancerHumor
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Telling my husband 'Congratulations, we have the 'good' cancer' after his PET scan was like saying 'Congrats on winning the lottery!'... but in Monopoly money. π²π€·ββοΈ #CancerHumor #GoodCancerBadJoke #ThereIsNoGoodCancer @ThanksCancer
Belated shout out to my cancer bestie @kaydaustin who knows how important hydration is for us solo kidney girlies & also knows how terrible I am about hydration. π #cancerhumor #patientadvocatesatwork #thankscancer
Yoooo @hankgreen stopped mid-joke at @WestcottTheater to say "this mic smells like weed"
π€£π€π€£π€ #hankgreen #pissawaycancer #cancer #cancerhumor #syracuse
Donctor: βThere are supply chain issues affecting your cancer.β
Patient: βHow so?β
Donctor: βWell, your body is running dangerously low on white cells.β
Patient: βHuh. I guess nobody wants to work anymore.β
Donctor: βYour body doesnβt.β
@ThanksCancer #CancerHumor
idc βsupply chain issuesβ is my favorite excuse for anything iβll never stop using it
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