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Are personal assistants a thing for regular people or do I need to become rich and famous first?
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Starting 2021 as I mean to go on....buying a new mattress for my double bed when my bed is a king size!π€¦πΌββοΈ#nohope #cannotadult #howdoihavekids #badlifechoices
Real talk. I think the reason why I am always in 'adulting fail' mode is...despite being the mother of 2, and the wife of 1.....I was the youngest in the fam for 14 years.
14 years is a long time. I've only been a mom for 5.π€·ββοΈ #Cannotadult
Thanks to the very fabulous @FionaQuigs for bringing me my glucometer & finger pricker this evening after I left them in the @UlsterUniPhD π€¦πΌββοΈ #CannotAdult #NotSafeToBeLetOutOnMyOwn #WTAFlip π€·ββοΈ
First time Iβve wangled a midweek babysitter - THIS YEAR - so I could actually make my evening class for a change π€
I turned up on the wrong night π€¦πΌββοΈπ€£
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I'm sick, and there's no one to make me eggs in a basket. So it's KD and bacon. #sickBex #hungryBex #CannotAdult
Wash load in, wash load out...washing is pink. Happy hump day all πͺπ€¦ββοΈ #humpday #cannotadult
Update on my Doctors appointment: I cried while I was getting X-Rays when someone asked me how I was doing... I really shouldnβt go to these things alone #CannotAdult
@csrebeka97 @_Phelan_ @nyuszimacija SzΓ³val a te szΓvedet egy presszΓ³ megdobogtatja? OlcsΓ³n adod, van olyan lΓ‘ny akinek ehhez egy Ferrari kell πππ #troll #cannotadult
I think it should be compulsory for every PhD student to attend a 'how to apply an eye liner' course to make them learn about patience, perseverance and determination. #PhDLife #CannotAdult
Is it such a crime that all I wanna do is drive around all day (somewhat) recklessly blasting taylor's new album ??? #cannotadult #merrpp
Queen of clearing my home screen notifications and forgetting to reply to everyone for 3 - 5 business days π³ #CannotAdult
after two months of studying on exchange, I finally hit rock bottom. resorting to instant noodles hahaha π© #studentlyf #cannotadult
Aaack, it's that day of the year when a giant spider invades my bedroom and I need to make everything levitate π²#Argh #cannotadult #SPIDER!
I have actually lost every single day-timer I've ever purchased... #cannotadult
Don't want my vacay to end. #CannotAdult
Cleaning shower with my PJ's on. Accidentally turned the shower on and couldn't turn off whilst still in there with PJ's on. #cannotadult
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