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Just thinking about tweeting about blokes that can sew and how being a Cadet taught me well for getting tubby enough to burst a shirt button... Spent 5 minutes detaching button thread from shirt... and said shirt & button from the shorts Iβm wearing. π€¦ββοΈ #ShitAtLife #TryAgain π
Just made a bit of an error... refilled the Vape with the wrong refill so itβs now a mix of βFrench Vanillaβ and and miscellaneous βGrapeβ... - it does NOT taste like champagne...! π #ShitAtLife #JeSuisAnEejit
2 mins up the road, same street: Live band, decent food going out, entire team behind the bar dancing supporting the music, having fun and getting everyone involved. Worlds apart. Proper #publife not #shitatlife and the beer is miles better.
First time Iβve wangled a midweek babysitter - THIS YEAR - so I could actually make my evening class for a change π€
I turned up on the wrong night π€¦πΌββοΈπ€£
#ShitAtLife #CannotAdult
Nikki gave me 1 job, wash the pillow so it doesn't smell. Thought I was a genius throwing it in the washing machine until I opened the door to find all the washing wet as fuck. Can't hang the pillow up as it's dripping so much #lifefail #shitatlife
Moved out 4 years ago and im still totally incapable of keeping a stocked fridge..Dairylea dunkers or jam for tea anyone?π #fail #shitatlife
Once again it's that time of year when I come and see what's happening in the world of twitter. Hey folks. #shitatlife
Having wasted an hour 'ironing', I have decided that I need domestic help ππ or I need to only wear Lycra based clothes.πππ #shitatlife
Why was I in charge of booking a holiday only gone and booked wrong flights for the wrong date #ops π#shitatlife
Trust Leicester and Arsenal to fuck up when I bet on then #shitatlife
Found out 10 mins ago kick off is 2pm and not 3pm π #shitatlife
So much to say and none of it will change anything #shitatlife
I don't even know what Netflix is.
#shitatlife
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