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Since when is it uncool to have a drink with you!?
Especially in 25 degree heat!
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@Warburtons We're just having this debate! Our #Burnley colleagues say #TeaCake, though our #Liverpool colleagues say #Barm, and our colleagues in #Wirral say #Bap! #CanNotKeepUp #BreadDebate 🍞
L6: Divisions within parties essay… Turns out, there are a lot. Too many to write about all of them, in fact. #cannotkeepup #whoknows🤷♀️
Tory conference: Rebellion in the air over possible benefit squeeze https://t.co/J6wTXpRtdk
Who is running the resignation spreadsheet? #CannotKeepUp
GREAT JOB! PD2 supervisors Justin and Thomas WAY TO KEEP THOSE CHUTE FULL DOWN!!! Going from a whopping 21% to a minuscule 4%.. #Unstoppable #OutstandingJob #KeepUpTheHardWork #KeepingChuteFullsDown #CanNotKeepUp @bigtymer504 @ZakAdam67227290
Me: *makes 2 loaves sandwich bread* This is amazing, why do I even buy bread, this is the best!
Also me: *slices enough for the kids one lunch* Oh yeah, that's why.
#2loaves3days #cannotkeepup #yesiknowthereisahole #cookscountry
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What the hell happened?! #cannotkeepup
Uh, what's just happened since morning?
12 yr old: “Mom, can you buy some more @pickybars granola?”
Me: “I just bought 2 bags.”
12 yr old: “I ate both of those yesterday.”
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Left-wing friends seem to have suddenly abandoned 'how wonderful is Aboriginal culture and it's connexion with nature' for 'they were f*cking farmers and herders, bigot' 🙄
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Wow, 29 preprints published in the last 3 days in @bioRxiv alone with the keyword "microbiome".
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Wow! whew! #cannotkeepup. @SCLDS has posted a 6 pack in the first half. That Snickers bar in the extra long rain delay really worked! #tryingtokeepup
I am falling apart. I have to make changes. I’m scared of change. Stupid body. Stupid brain. #eatingdisorder #ChangeIsHard #CannotKeepUp
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