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@Tazerface16 @YouTube I'm grateful to you for your service and for being such an awesome friend.
I'm proud to know you #CaptainPortland
Four days to go!
We can do this!
Vote for Joe & Kamala!
Dump Trump!!!
Big announcement!
I will be returning to work at the VA hospital lab on Monday.
Because of this, the volume of my tweeting will be pretty curtailed during weekdays moving forward.
But we still have the weekend to party!
Cheers!
#CaptainPortland
Yes he will! We will not stop demanding justice! #CaptainPortland
That little dude who tried to beat me with his baton?
He'll be in prison eventually.
Okay.
One last bullhorn cull, for those who weren't listening...and then we'll move on to more pleasant things:
I do not value your follow!
At all!
Go find someone else who will pander to you for it!
That should do it.
;-)
#CaptainPortland
Many followers could not cope with the idea that I'm not whatever version #CaptainPortland that they wanted me to be, instead of just plain old Chris David.
Monday, 10/5/2020 @ 6:08pm Pacific.
My back deck.
SW Portland, Oregon.
#CaptainPortland radio signing off.

Trump supporters truly are complete shitheads.
Retweet if you agree.
#CaptainPortland
The president is sick but his followers feel great https://t.co/3ChIeCSVWO
Butthead dudes of America!
You dorks own the Proud Boys and their ilk!
Getting an education doesn't brainwash somebody into thinking a certain way.
It teaches them to think for themselves
When's the last time any of you have done that, eh?
#CaptainPortland
@Magpul_HQ
Hey Magpul!
Does that piece of shit Jason Lata work for you guys?
Because he's a total pussy.
Please retweet the shit out of this.
#CaptainPortland
#CaptainPortland needs your help! Youβve all seen the video of Cris standing tough as nails while an unmarked Federal officer assaulted him! His hand is still healing & he needs the time to recover. Please give & share!
My hand isn't ready to go back to work.
And I don't really want to go back to the VA lab since the administration could try to retaliate against me again.
I plan to take two more months of unpaid leave of absence from the federal government...
https://t.co/O0egJoiv9p
@TheJusticeDept @FBI
Hey fuckwads!
A lot of you swinging dicks are gonna be going to trial next year.
Including you, Bill Barr.
And maybe you, Chris Wray.
And definitely the Munchkins who tried to beat me down.
Enjoy 2021, assholes!
#CaptainPortland
There should be a UCMJ equivalent for all Law Enforcement Officers in this country.
At least when we screw up in the military, there's some chance at accountability.
With cops?
No way.
They get away with almost every crime that they commit.
#CaptainPortland
@Tazerface16 Gorgeous California weather and clear crystal air from the Pacific. These birds standing tall just like Chris. #CaptainPortland

@PortlandPolice #CaptainPortland
And I've seen video of the Portland cops doing almost the same exact thing to other peaceful protestors also.
They should be identified and prosecuted.
Please let @PortlandPolice know if you agree with me.
They're calling in the Feds again.
By my eye, these officers committed felony assault and battery and should spend time in prison for that.
@PortlandPolice #CaptainPortland
Sure.
Just add a few more vicious douchbags to the party, why don't you.
Assholes!
The deputy chief of the Portland Police Bureau just said that the bureau requested the help of federal agents last night to help contain protests.
He says there was an "emergency need."
@PortlandPolice #CaptainPortland
We need to stop thinking of cops as pillars of the community.
Many of them are horrible people.
And in general, they are terrible role models.
That's my opinion as a graduate of the U.S. Naval Academy.
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