Top Tweets for #Carterquotes
"Is that a set of keys in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"
#Carla #Peter #CarterQuotes #Corrie
"You do know me - you understand me, you've been there for me. I don't think you appreciate how much."
#Carla #Peter #Corrie #CarterQuotes
Me: Quiet Riot is playing at the festival tonight
My son Carter: What’s that?
Me: Alexa, play Cum on feel the Noise.
Alexa refuses to play but creates a radio station.
Me: Alexa stop
Carter: Must be a Real Quiet Riot #carterquotes
Our family is so bad about getting books back to the library on time that my 10-year-old son thought there was an entry fee. @JanaLWest #Carterquotes
Carter's recent thoughts on music:
"You know, there's a lot of bad music out now."
"It seems like some of the best bands have the dumbest names."
"Sometimes, people only listen to certain music b/c their boyfriend or girlfriend listens to it."
#Carterquotes #musictheory #truth
Carter after stepping outside this morning: "Oooh, it feels like the rainforest out here. It's all warm and damp.” #Carterquotes #whathumidity
*Older Taylor Swift song comes on*
Carter: "Oh, that Tay Tay's dead"
#CarterQuotes
*Working with Carter in chemistry when teacher walks up*
Carter in Elmo voice: "Dr. Nelson, do you like green beans?"
#CarterQuotes
"I'm gonna go over here and poot so I don't smell it once I get in the bed." #Carterquotes #lifeskillz
Me: *about to fall off of a tube*
Carter: *pulls me back up*
"Don't worry, I've got you. Yeah I'm the dominant twin"
#CarterQuotes
"Thor's ginormous. He looks like one of those guys that just hangs out at a beer shop all the time." #Carterquotes
Carter to a hyper Norah: "You have the right to remain silent!" #Carterquotes
"Grown-ups like to do things where you have to wait in long lines. If there's a line to wait in, then they're gonna do it." #Carterquotes
Carter: *attempts to take off name tag*
Name tag: *rips*
Carter: It's way stuckered on there!
#CarterQuotes
Me: "I wonder how the fire started"
Carter: "I think a tree fell on the sun" #CarterQuotes
"I hope we have genie bottoms in Heaven." #Carterquotes
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