Top Tweets for #ChesterVotingTips
I am reconsidering the campaign to give puppets voting rights“@chestermissing: Vote safely. Wear a condom in the booth. #ChesterVotingTips”
Vote safely. Wear a condom in the booth. #ChesterVotingTips
If you are voting COPE then get to the booth and have a loud fight with yourself. #ChesterVotingTips
If you are voting FF+ please f**k off. #ChesterVotingTips
If you are voting PAC... Ok, just kidding. There aren't any. #ChesterVotingTips
If you are voting for AZAPO rather just stay in bed, because it's the only thing that will put u to sleep faster. #ChesterVotingTips
If you are voting EFF then appropriate the pen in the voting booth without compensation. #ChesterVotingTips
If you are voting DA put the cross in the box, scribble out the sides and label it a 'wall-less vote'. #ChesterVotingTips
If you are voting ANC then put an X next to the box not in it and label it a 'voting opportunity'. #ChesterVotingTips
There's a two night stay at Nkandla special for anyone who crosses out their name in their ID and write Bantu Holomisa. #ChesterVotingTips
You get an extra ballot sheet if you vote naked. #ChesterVotingTips
Men get make up, nail polish to cover the mark and a dress and go back to vote as your sister. IEC folk love that stuff. #ChesterVotingTips
Remember to pay the IEC official R20 for an extra ballot sheet so we can make sure your party wins. #ChesterVotingTips
Remember to write your number an name in the ballot sheet so we can get your tender to you later. #ChesterVotingTips
Remember to always use two crosses in the ballot sheets so we have your second choice also. #ChesterVotingTips
If you can't get to a working IEC station today SMS 0861EFF and they will caste your vote for you. #ChesterVotingTips
If you burn down your voting station make sure you have your boerewors ready. #ChesterVotingTips
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