Top Tweets for #Christineproblems
Me: "cold brew coffee probably won't affect me that much"
Me awake at 3 AM: "it's possible that I made a slight miscalculation"
#college #ChristineProblems
When you come close to spraining your wrist attempting to eat an ear of corn #ChristineProblems
*actually gets a boyfriend*
*said boyfriend gets mono a month after we start dating*
#mylife #christineproblems 😅
A bee just chased me from when I got out of my car to my house, making me look like a fool in front of my neighbors. #ChristineProblems
I've been shampooing my hair twice instead of conditioner because reading labels is for chumps #ChristineProblems #fuck #ratnest
Couldn't find my good tiara for a presentation later today #ChristineProblems
If only I could grow my hair that long in real life... #christineproblems #christinedaaé #longhair… https://t.co/TAJ1scMInj
Remembering an ex boyfriend a the bus and saying "Fuck that." Out loud. #ChristineProblems
Me buying paint:
Me-"Can I get like a 90s baby spice blue?"
50 year old man-"Jesus Christ."
#ChristineProblems
Answers job ads at 4am... Starts refreshing email every 5 minutes at 5am. #ChristineProblems
Me-"can I help you find anything?"
Lady-"I'm just looking for my husband."
Me-"Yeah, me too..."
#ChristineProblems
Only I would smash my phone so hard into my nose that there is now a bruise 😒 #christineproblems
Woke up with dry peanut butter on my face like the bad bitch that I am. #ChristineProblems
When bars in DC text me about happy hour specials.... 😭 #christineproblems
So sad that Holt Renfrew is discontinuing their Amex. Who will I be/who will I impress without my pink credit card?! #christineproblems
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