Top Tweets for #ClassicAlex
At dinner tonight.
Gregg: Are you going to finish that?
Me: I can’t breathe; have to unbutton my top jean button.
**continues eating**
#ClassicAlex
“I love coffee. But I also love my sleep. Can’t have ‘em all.” - Me at 7 PM, buying coffee after my nap. #ClassicAlex
@JakoshiBox Makes me wonder how he still works with us honestly. #ClassicAlex
Managed to tip my chair backward and hurt myself. No idea how I did it. But I did. #classicalex
Today is just gonna be me apologising for being a messy bitch last night #ClassicAlex
@Chris_Hanna When I first read this I was like "Hot Water Season? There's a new season of Hot Water? Where can I watch the first?" #ClassicAlex
Go into a restaurant, license and credit card are not in my purse... 20 minutes later...Walk out of a restaurant, license and credit card are in the street outside my car door #classicalex
@TDKparadox @Zamorillaa @EvilAFM La gente le pregunta si lo va a resubir y siempre dice: "No, lo voy a tirar por la ventana" #ClassicAlex
Don't eat anything all day, and then have 6 meals after 6pm #classicalex
@LifeAsGeoff #ClassicAlex
Ni en un país donde no se habla español mis chistes malos van a morir #ClassicAlex
*Facetiming Alex*
Me: "What's on your wishlist, Alex?"
*Without any hesitation or pause*
Alex: "DICK"
#CLASSICalex
I SEVERELY underestimated the weather today so now it's 38 degrees and I'm only wearing a sweater and if this isn't #classicAlex idk what is
You know your brother is new to Instagram when he posts 10 times in under an hour. #ClassicAlex
Me: Jesse McCartney sucks at singing
AO: I think she's really hot!
#ithinkhemeantjennymccarthy #classicalex
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