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Trovarsi lividi senza sapere come o quando me li sono fatti... La normalità #clumsylife
Dropped my phone, cracked the screen... again! 😭📱 #ClumsyLife
Just bent over to pick up the triple espresso shot I dropped. My heart needs it more than my clumsy hands need to behave. ☕️ Anyone else have a magnet for spills? 😉 #CoffeeLover #ClumsyLife #HappyHour 😅
Soooo I apparently knowked over the pickle jar I keep for night cravings in my bedroom¹ this morning .
It was not sealed well 😮💨 So, now my bedroom smells like vinegar and it's quite likely my wooden floor won't like it. 🤦🏻♀️
I exhaust myself.
#clumsylife
I don’t trip… the floor just aggressively introduces itself sometimes. 🤦♂️😂 #ClumsyLife #FunnyTweet #Relatable #Comedy
I'm not clumsy, I'm just in a constant battle with gravity. Gravity is winning. 🤷♀️😅 #ClumsyLife #Gravity
Let's be honest, gravity has a personal vendetta against some of us. 😂 Embrace your inner magnet for mishaps. #ClumsyLife #GravityWinsAgain #FunnyButTrue
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Ooops, im so clumsy! #ClumsyMoments #Oops #FunnyFails #ClumsyLife #OopsMoment #LaughItOff #Humor #EverydayFails #LifeIsFunny
so did Lucy just forget how to walk in s7 and is just always falling on her face?? bc WHY IS MY GIRL ALWAYS SCRAPED PLS #clumsylife
Another bruise come up on my thigh… how did I get this one ffs.#clumsylife #ActuallyAutistic #WritingCommunity
"Hey there, gravity! Can you do me a favor and take a day off? I'm tired of falling for you all the time! 🙃 #ClumsyLife #GravityProblems #HeyHeyHey"
Just spilled coffee all over myself again... maybe it's time to switch to decaf? 🙃 #coffeeaddict #clumsylife
✔️ Arrange a big laundry day;
✔️ Gather all clothes that needs washing;
✔️ Check out all drawers attentively;
✔️ Start the process;
✔️ Feel some kind of satisfaction after the start.
✔️ Put a smudge on a shirt I'm wearing.
🤦♀️ #clumsy #clumsylife
I like this hat. But wearing it outside is impossible. I'm too clumsy and I totally forget that the hat is basically higher than me. An "ear" gets hooked on the tree branches almost each time I walk under one😁
#clumsy #clumsylife #funnyhats
Take a phone to the kitchen ☑️
Put it to some place where it won’t be wet ☑️
Listen to all voice messages ☑️
Lose the spot from which the sound comes ☑️
Run around the whole flat in search of a phone ☑️
🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
#clumsy #clumsylife #selfirony
Some days I get amaze , Whenever I think today I will be Classy and elegant,how food manages to spill all over my shirt and trip over things, how the floor hates me and the table and chair bullies me for no reason😏. #clumsylife
Was rubbing ice cubes on my legs (desperate times, desperate measures) and apparently I have this massive bruise I just didn’t notice. #ClumsyLife
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